I felt like I was in a battle field for Physics Paper 1. It's like I'm playing Pin-Ball too. If the ball launches right through the black hole, means I'm right and that I was lucky that I answered that correctly. But if the ball sinks, means that I'm gonna fail and I've got the wrong answer and physics paper 1 stinks and I'm dead. Chemistry's tomorrow, break a leg! Well, technically Chemistry is in less than 4 hours from now but you get the point.
Addie's Bored.
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Yo! Waddhup immature hobos! During English paper 2 exam, Syahirah here had an hour of free time. So, maybe she's freakin' bored like hell, and an essay has been created by our own zombie. For your information, I did not add or cancel anything here, it's all her work! - Mugen
As I'm writing this down on the paper I brought in, I'm sitting at my seat, which is in a lonely corner somewhere at the back of the class. I still have an hour, more or less, until the last bell rings. I keep looking out the window in hopes of catching an interesting event as it occurs. So far, nothing. I hear my juniors filling the silence, with muffled voices over the microphone, talking and singing joyously. Lucky them, their exams are over. I see my Physics teacher walking around the aisles, clutching her thick, brown handbag close to herself. Now she's seated on the chair in between Melissa and Azri's seats. Hazim and Shafiq are mutely tossing a bottle at each other, probably to be rid of the boredom. Now there's an awful voice breaking the silence - Oh wait. It's someone singing. Shiva just cracked a joke, YAY! I just looked out the window - Nothing! How is that even logical. There's gotta be something. Oh this dreaded feeling of dullness is overwhelming. Perhaps I shouldn't have finished to soon. Oh I will never learn. Melissa keeps getting distracted by her surroundings, I guess it's nothing unusual. Once again, silence takes over. Fara is engrossed by her exam paper, maybe she's not done yet. How lucky of her. Faizul, on the other hand, keeps on pondering about the answer for question number 30, I think. Oh God, someone was performing Tik Tok by Ke$ha or however it goes. And the racket continues. I see the Indonesian worker standing by the staircase on the 1st floor, equipped with a mop and pail, and wearing a T-shirt which is the color of the pencil I'm using - bright lime green. The trees aren't swaying, oh no, there's no wind! I looked at the clock again - 40 minutes until it's over. This is annoying - we should be allowed to hand in our papers whenever we want to. I see Khairul lying on his arm, grinning weirdly at someone. I see Farouk laughing at something. Oh, God help me, my nose has just caught the scent of a fried fish flowing from the canteen. I just realized how hungry I am. My teacher seems stressed out, maybe she's bored too and is itching to say something. Nanthini is fast asleep. HOW DO THESE PEOPLE SLEEP IN CLASS?! I see Mugen who is sitting in the opposite corner shuffling her papers. Wow, second page already. Another Indonesian worker, another phase of silence and... boredom. You know what would enlighten my day right now? Someone falling off the railing. Oh here they go again, juniors blasting music down in the common hall. The noise is seriously starting to bug me. I hear a whole crowd chanting in unison - a song perhaps? Fenn Ling is fixing her hair, but that's normal. I guess I should do the same thing.
...NAHHHH! Too lazy and too cool for that. 30 fucking minutes left! END, EXAM, END! It'd be awesome if I could eat right now. I'm sooo famished. Azri was doing some weird gestures, but he's mentally challenged so whatever. Now I see an Indonesian guy wearing a brown and orange striped shirt whom I do not know and do not like. Now that I'm looking at the canteen, I'm starting to wonder why there are clothes hanging behind it. Could it be that they work AND live here? Oh I see the main road in front of our school compound. What if there was a car crash and the car got thrown into our school field? SCORE! Alia is playing with something. Correction tape. Yep - Oh yay everyone just let out a sarcastic laugh. Argh! This corner is lonely, boring and suckish! There's not even a single gust of wind! I'm bored! Wow, Nasrul and Saidi can still converse normally, despite that the teacher's eyes are on them. Or not. The midget next to me cannot seem to stop repositioning himself. 20 minutes, and counting. Now for some reason I can't stop thinking of the song Mega Man 2! My favorite line: I'm coming to get you, German bastard! Faizul is fiddling with his question paper. And he just asked for an answer. Should've studied. :/ Now my teacher looks like some sort of a village girl, clutching onto her skirt like that. I saw a fat kid kicking a plastic bottle. AHAHAHAHA!!! And two fat people walking. And another fat person! I made a vow not to laugh at fat people, but I can't freakin' help it man! I see Mugen's bottle on the teacher's desk. She did some illustrations to it. Mugen is a great artist. Azri just made Michelle cry by throwing a tupperware directly at her. Now he's somewhat worried. Now they're passing around Siti's bottle. And Faizul just stood up to adjust his pants. Yuck. And that idiot is still throwing the God damn tupperware. I see the fat kid again HAHAHA! 5 MORE MINUTES! Okay my hand hurts. Addie is out bishes!
Copyright Addie McZombie.
POOP
Monday, October 18, 2010
Hello, all you people. Pooping is a very healthy sport. Well, imma go play my sport now. Bye!
Mad Monday
Yo, Zombster here. Today in school, well.. Nothing much happened. We had our exams and stuff, and I guess it went okay. It was pretty tough, I must say. Anywho, BESIDES school, something retarded happened. ._. Our maid bailed on us. Lol =_= I checked her wardrobe, aaaaand yeah everything was gone. Her clothes, her underwear - EVERYTHING. But you wanna know something stupid? She left her passport. ._. What a n00b right? Meh, I guess we have ourselves here a maid on the loose. Oh oh, she even stole my sister's money. Oh the nerve of some people! D:< She's just lucky she didn't take MY money.
Anyway, I'm out of things to say, so uhhh.. Bye. :x
The End Is Near...
Thursday, October 14, 2010
...Are you guys prepared? :P
Hey guys - Zombie here. It's been AGES since the last update. What? Ya'll have run out of things to say? Oh man, what lies. A lot of things have been happening in school, be it bad, good, fun, retarded or just plain crazy! First and foremost, I hope ya'll didn't get cavities from eating too much candy yesterday! I don't know, I just felt like being nice and generous, so I told my parents to get me two packets of candy the night before and the next thing you know ya'll be swarmin' me like a bunch of house flies asking for candy. Haha, it was awesome though. Mugen's been taking her camera to school quite often lately - wanna know why? It's because, to us, each moment we spend together is as precious as a set of jewels. We're all friends, aren't we? Wouldn't it suck if you didn't have a photographic memory and on that day, you did a lot of fun things with your friends and the next thing you know you get struck by instamnesia? (Yes, I came up with that word. It's actually a combination of 'instant' and 'amnesia'.) You can view the photos in her photo album(s) on Facebook. I'll post the link at the bottom of my post. Right, about the title. Well, today I skipped school. Why? The Commerce students are sitting for their exams - TODAY. Yeah people. The END is near. Oh no screw that - the end has just begun. But wait - ever heard of the phrase, "At the end of every end is a whole new beginning." ? No? Okay then that's nothing unusual, I came up with that phrase myself lol. Don't worry about the exams, but don't forget to study either. What I'm saying is that you shouldn't worry too much about it. It's part of a student's life, y'see? It's something we go through every single year. Don't have doubts, it'll kill you. Just relax and let the knowledge flow smoothly into your minds as you revise a certain subject. Chill out, people. The exam isn't going to last for an eternity. It'll be over by... 2nd November if I'm not mistaken? Hah, it's not even THAT long. Look on the bright side - no more heavy bags and teachers to nag at you in class. :D Okay well I'm kind of running out of words to say, so before I take my leave, I'd like to wish ya'll "Good Luck" and "Don't Pressure Yourselves." Don't even worry about failing - it's not your fault if you did fail. You tried your best, but it just didn't go your way. Think of it as.. hmm. You tried to score a goal, but you missed. There's always a second chance, no? And don't pay attention to the negative things people tell you - they don't know shit.
Once again, good luck.
Yours truly,
Zombie
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Blog Mash Ups (2)
Saturday, October 9, 2010
Heyya! Waddhup waddhup? This blog seriously needs a new make over! I mean seriously! Saidi! Where the fucklet are you? Make it so darn cool/awesome so that none of you retards will ever wanna abandon this blog. Well, [Haha] kidding. But I'm not joking bout the make over thing. It needs to be done before exam or so? I don't know. Gotta go ask Saidi. By the way, the exam has re-schedule on 15th of October 2012. Only for those who take Accounts. Ain't that just Bull Dozer? Well, I don't know bout you guys, but I really can't cover every subject. Especially those 'What the Macaroni' subjects like Chemistry and Salamiah's subject, Physics. Okay. back to my story. This will be the second Blog Mash Up and I hope you like stuff that are mashed. [Haha] By the way, want some mash potatoes?
The whole week was just sweet apple pie. There were like only a few teachers came to our class and some of it was relief teachers. THANK YOU PMR!! Whoa, must be tough sitting for PMR. Those dull room, and major silence. It makes me think bout when I was one of the candidate. But then, I was like (padan muka). Man I'm Evil McDevil.
Okay, so there was this one day, when Mr.Thiru came and taught us bout the literature 'Are You Still Playing Your Flute?' He ask Khairul " So, Khairul. Are You Still Playing Your Flute?" Then Khairul replied, " I was sir." Mr.Thiru said, "You were? Somebody else playing your flute now is it?" So, yeah. It went that way. The lesson went on as he talked about stuff (don't remember). Then, I seriously don't know why, Mr.Thiru shoved his ass right in front of Farouk's face! Farouk was like "what the hell is goin' on here". Damn it was hilarious!
On Wednesday I'm sure of it. A lot of students skipped that day. But 98% of the guys in our class came. I don't know bout this, but the day after that which is Thursday, I think they were paying revenge on us who skipped, cuz all of em' were absent on Thursday include Nasrul and Hazim who always came to school! I mean, What the Fffff!!!! Man they are such Girly McTwirly! What ever it was, we had fun that day, serve them right!
Let me just skip to Friday. I don't really remember on what's goin' on the rest of the days. Friday was like 'cherry and icing on cake'! I brought my camera and Syahirah brought her re-chargeable batteries (4 of em') include the charger. Man that's awesome! Syahirah charged it in class, So when I was "Oh, darn, the batteries dead", then Syahirah was like (went a foot away to the charger and handed me the chargeable batteries plus charged the dead batteries) [What a mouth full]
Well, that's all folks. No more fooling around. Exam is just next week man! Okay, Bye now. Till next time.
Okay see ya!
Done by : Crazy McRetards
Blog Mash Ups!
Saturday, October 2, 2010
So, as you can see, the blog is currently out-dated cuz all the blog writers in 4 Efficient are busy, tired, mostly busy. I'm trying to find the right time to update this blog cuz of my packed schedule. Looks like now is the right time. Oh, yea, 18th of October we'll soon sit for our last term exam. So, I'm sure this blog will be dusty and un-touched. So, this is my opportunity to blog and make it as a mash up. I'm gonna take bits and pieces from where we left off and make it as one post. But of course, I don't quite remember some, but I'll try to please you guys. Deal? Okay then! Here goes nothing...
There's this one day, I'm guessing Monday, where Syahirah brought her books along to school to donate it to the library. It was English class, and Mr. Thiru noticed Syahirah's pile of books in the paper bag. He took a look at it and was quite amazed of all the books. He recommended to the guys to read one of the books which has sexual stuff inside. By this time, you can see I'm laughing. [Haha] Suddenly, he picked up a book from the paper bag, it was pink and the title of the book was 'The Promise'. He then said to Saidi " Saidi, this is your type of book. You should read this". Everyone was laughing like shit! Consider how Saidi looked like, he was quite entertained by that.[ Haha]
Okay, it was Tuesday. I'm sure of it. Where Shiva wore a 'telekung' during Physics! Man it was hilarious! I really wished I brought my camera that day. I don't even know where the hell did Shiva get the 'telekung' in the first place! He went outside the class and go show it off. But then, Pn. Salamiah's tempered was on her limit. She suddenly blows up, saying a bunch of censored stuff. She said " Korang ni takde otak ke? Cikgu tak salahkan dia (Shiva), Cikgu salahkan korang sebab tak jaga agama sendiri!! Suruh orang jaga agama sendiri tapi korang sendiri tak jaga!! Bodoh la korang ni! Bangang! Ada otak tak guna! Batak, takde otak!"
Okay.. that really happened. Me and Hazim heard it loud and clear cuz we were just sitting right in front of her. We were doing our accounts assignment. Here comes the funny part. Pn. Salamiah asked me and Hazim " Eesh! Cikgu tak tahu la nak cakap apa. Korang ni dah besar nak jadi apa ah?!" Then me and Hazim answered her "ACCOUNTANT!" I was laughing like shit back then cuz we said the same answer at the same time! I was being sarcastic though. I wasn't really gonna be an Accountant. I asked Hazim does he really wanna be an Accountant, he said "Yea." So, the conclusion is, he wasn't being sarcastic. [Haha]
Oh, yea... I don't know what it is, but Mr. Thiru kept saying "Sumpahan Thiru" Man! That's hilarious! Even when he came to our class during Chemistry, He looked at the white board and saw all this difficult stuff bout Chemistry, he said "Hahaha! Sumpahan Thiru" Whatever it is, it's hilarious, and I hope it'll be his tagline!
(courtesy of Nanthini)
On Thursday, I guess, Fara took her head scarf and make it as a bandana. She looks like a dude who sells satay for a living by the sewage. But, she also looks like a Japanese dude! [Haha] Fara... Fara...
(photo courtesy of Nanthini)
There's this one day, during History class, well, it's normal to see everyone's asleep during this subject. But it's not normal when you see Michelle took a nap in class! I mean, c'mon! Michelle?!?! You have got to be kidding me! But it's true. She fell asleep during History class. That's totally bizzare! So, in conclusion, History class makes everyone asleep including Michelle! History = Boredom.
Okay, So I'm gonna skip to Thursday now. Thursday was the day for all the accounts students to hand their assignment. Guess what? Most of the accounts students in our class skipped that day! I was so pissed off cuz they abandoned me! Pn. Sarimah said " Apsal ramai budak accounts tak datang ha? Buat kerja accounts kot.." Even Hazim skipped that day! (Pissing Off) Alia, Hazim, Azri, Hariz, Khairul, Melissa (not an accounts student, but yea, she was absent), and a few more skipped on Thursday.
Okay then, that is all for today. Will catch you up later.
Btw, I washed my shoes. :]
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