Addie's Bored.

Yo! Waddhup immature hobos! During English paper 2 exam, Syahirah here had an hour of free time. So, maybe she's freakin' bored like hell, and an essay has been created by our own zombie. For your information, I did not add or cancel anything here, it's all her work! - Mugen

As I'm writing this down on the paper I brought in, I'm sitting at my seat, which is in a lonely corner somewhere at the back of the class. I still have an hour, more or less, until the last bell rings. I keep looking out the window in hopes of catching an interesting event as it occurs. So far, nothing. I hear my juniors filling the silence, with muffled voices over the microphone, talking and singing joyously. Lucky them, their exams are over. I see my Physics teacher walking around the aisles, clutching her thick, brown handbag close to herself. Now she's seated on the chair in between Melissa and Azri's seats. Hazim and Shafiq are mutely tossing a bottle at each other, probably to be rid of the boredom. Now there's an awful voice breaking the silence - Oh wait. It's someone singing. Shiva just cracked a joke, YAY! I just looked out the window - Nothing! How is that even logical. There's gotta be something. Oh this dreaded feeling of dullness is overwhelming. Perhaps I shouldn't have finished to soon. Oh I will never learn. Melissa keeps getting distracted by her surroundings, I guess it's nothing unusual. Once again, silence takes over. Fara is engrossed by her exam paper, maybe she's not done yet. How lucky of her. Faizul, on the other hand, keeps on pondering about the answer for question number 30, I think. Oh God, someone was performing Tik Tok by Ke$ha or however it goes. And the racket continues. I see the Indonesian worker standing by the staircase on the 1st floor, equipped with a mop and pail, and wearing a T-shirt which is the color of the pencil I'm using - bright lime green. The trees aren't swaying, oh no, there's no wind! I looked at the clock again - 40 minutes until it's over. This is annoying - we should be allowed to hand in our papers whenever we want to. I see Khairul lying on his arm, grinning weirdly at someone. I see Farouk laughing at something. Oh, God help me, my nose has just caught the scent of a fried fish flowing from the canteen. I just realized how hungry I am. My teacher seems stressed out, maybe she's bored too and is itching to say something. Nanthini is fast asleep. HOW DO THESE PEOPLE SLEEP IN CLASS?! I see Mugen who is sitting in the opposite corner shuffling her papers. Wow, second page already. Another Indonesian worker, another phase of silence and... boredom. You know what would enlighten my day right now? Someone falling off the railing. Oh here they go again, juniors blasting music down in the common hall. The noise is seriously starting to bug me. I hear a whole crowd chanting in unison - a song perhaps? Fenn Ling is fixing her hair, but that's normal. I guess I should do the same thing.
...NAHHHH! Too lazy and too cool for that. 30 fucking minutes left! END, EXAM, END! It'd be awesome if I could eat right now. I'm sooo famished. Azri was doing some weird gestures, but he's mentally challenged so whatever. Now I see an Indonesian guy wearing a brown and orange striped shirt whom I do not know and do not like. Now that I'm looking at the canteen, I'm starting to wonder why there are clothes hanging behind it. Could it be that they work AND live here? Oh I see the main road in front of our school compound. What if there was a car crash and the car got thrown into our school field? SCORE! Alia is playing with something. Correction tape. Yep - Oh yay everyone just let out a sarcastic laugh. Argh! This corner is lonely, boring and suckish! There's not even a single gust of wind! I'm bored! Wow, Nasrul and Saidi can still converse normally, despite that the teacher's eyes are on them. Or not. The midget next to me cannot seem to stop repositioning himself. 20 minutes, and counting. Now for some reason I can't stop thinking of the song Mega Man 2! My favorite line: I'm coming to get you, German bastard! Faizul is fiddling with his question paper. And he just asked for an answer. Should've studied. :/ Now my teacher looks like some sort of a village girl, clutching onto her skirt like that. I saw a fat kid kicking a plastic bottle. AHAHAHAHA!!! And two fat people walking. And another fat person! I made a vow not to laugh at fat people, but I can't freakin' help it man! I see Mugen's bottle on the teacher's desk. She did some illustrations to it. Mugen is a great artist. Azri just made Michelle cry by throwing a tupperware directly at her. Now he's somewhat worried. Now they're passing around Siti's bottle. And Faizul just stood up to adjust his pants. Yuck. And that idiot is still throwing the God damn tupperware. I see the fat kid again HAHAHA! 5 MORE MINUTES! Okay my hand hurts. Addie is out bishes!

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