Dienstag & Mittwoch

Guten Tag amigos! Whoops, now I'm just mixing German with Portuguese. Anyway, as you can see, the title refers to Tuesday and Wednesday which is translated in German. You know what that means? BLOG MASH UP! So here goes, I don't remember much but I can always count on my notebook where I wrote every hilarious thing that has happened.

Tuesday
Tuesday was all about fun! There was a fire drill goin' on and yeah, it was cool. But before that check this out.

Nassy : Siapa ah yang buat blog pasal Fart Boy tu?
Hazim : HAHA! Bapak busuk sial! Effect dia lama doe. Tu ah pasal aku masih muntah2 semalam.

So then, came the Fire Drill. Shiva went into the lab screaming like crazy while running back outside, downstairs till we reached the field. Talk about LOL. Then, me, Sharmine and Fara walked beside a firetruck. Everyone was touching it like they've never touched a fire truck before! (It's true though :P) Fara on the other hand, rubbed the firetruck, opened the door and closed it back. Everyone was laughing like "What the hell?" And when I say 'everyone', I literally meant everyone around us. xD As we sat on the grass of the field, it was so hot. Some even used newspapers to block them from the sun. I saw Sukhveer and Sharmine made the newspaper as a tudung. Oh god. I wish I had brought my camera that day. Okay, so that's that. Moving on. Sejarah.

Pn. Vasantha : Ada satu murid saya, ex student, nama dia Aswathi.
Khairul : Saya kenal!
Pn. Vasantha : Saya pun tak kenal, kamu kenal.
Khairul : Basmati kan?
We : HAHAHAHAHAHA

I swear man, our class is like, how should I put this... Oh yeah, SPONTANEOUS! So, it was still Tuesday, but I forgot what subject it was, Faizul was playing with the calculator makin' pervert symbols like...
8-----D
( . Y . ) (Oh wait, Syahirah made this LOL)

After school, I saw this on the playground

Who stripped and left his trousers on the playground?

Wednesday
I gotta keep it short and straight to the point cuz damn my sister has an assignment to shit on. So here goes, during Sejarah...

Pn. Vasantha : Nanti, bila kamu makan, ingatlah orang di Etopia. Kamu kalau makan dekat hotel kan suka order banyak2.
Khairul : Ala, cikgu pun macam tu kan?
Vasantha : (smiles) Ya, cikgu pun macam itu juga :D

So then it was Agama...

Ustazah : Kalau isteri dah tak nak dekat kita, lepas je lah dia.
Azri : Kita bunuh dia, campak dekat sungai!

By the way, I heard from Syahirah, Sathis went on Omegle chatting with 'someone' during ICT HAHAHA. During Chemistry, Pn. Tan was explaining some stuff to us, Faizul on the other hand, was behind Pn. Tan imitating her. xD

Then, then! THEN! It was English.
QUOTES BY MR. T
Mr. Thiru : Pumba, the one in the real one looks like Faizul.

Mr. Thiru : Fenn Ling, why you never smile nowadays huh?
Shiva : She only smiles to me :)

Mr. Thiru : (reading the question) Why did they approach the stove? To shuffle ah? (Mr. Thiru do the shuffle LOL)

When Mr. Thiru was making all these jokes, me and Fara drew something out of boredom. Guess who? xD

First photo; Khairul, second photo; Hariz

The last subject of the day was Maths. A relief teacher came in. I heard he's a future pilot. He wore pink shirt like Patrick and Fara said he wore makeup. Sharmine asked him for his name, it was Mr. Adi. What do you think bout him? Hmmmm. So, that's it! I'll blog tomorrow if something interesting happen. Of course it will right? It's 5 E we're talking about :)