Hariz

The reason why 'Hariz' is the main title of today's post was because he's so fucked up. You can't 'sit' beside him without cracking and he can't stop crapping. First and foremost, the ICT students. They disappeared the whole day cuz some pentaksir came to check on them or something. I felt sorry for them. They're hardly in class the whole week this month. So, the first subject of the day was Accounts.

Hazim, Faizul, Azri and Shiva walked into class.

Pn. Ananthi : Pergi mana ni?
Faizul : Padang.
Pn. Ananthi : Padang?
Faizul : Tak, jumpa Cikgu Jaya jap kat padang.
Hariz : 'Ter' main xD

Faizul : (Faizul's shirt was unbutton. Therefore, his chest was revealed)
Alia : Weh, tutup ah.
Mugen : Wow, cantik gila.
Alia : Eeee! Mugen! Gross sial! What's wrong with you?!
Hariz : (to Mugen ) Ko ni apasal doe?! Eee
Faizul : Apsal? Biarlah.
Hariz : Dengan ko punya bulu2, kurap2 semua!

Then, it was Physics. Physics was nothing much. After Physics, we got back to class, waitin for Pn. Sarimah to came in for Tatabahasa.

Hazim : (ordering KFC)
Shiva : Weh! Kelantan pun ada. Kelantan Fried Chicken (KFC) Jual dekat tepi jalan.

Pn. Sarimah then came to class. Most of the convers during B.M was between Pn. Sarimah and Azri.
Pn. Sarimah : Faizul Bin Fathil, mana buku awak? Loh Yan Wen? Muhammad Hazim? Azri Azraai? (Get the joke? Pn. Sarimah calls them by their full name O.o)

Pn. Sarimah : (Teaching B.M. Something bout the word pergi)
Azri : Pergi takkan kembali.
Hazim : Haha
Azri : Macam nasi goreng aku.

Pn. Sarimah : Saya berdoa yang kamu akan ada mood belajar sampai habis SPM. Lepas tu, kalau kamu nak terjun bangunan ke, nak buat apa ke, buat lah.
Alia : Baik takyah belajar doe.
Mugen : Belum dapat results lagi, nak bunuh diri.
Azri : Saya nak pecah masuk sekolah ke, calar kereta cikgu ke, saya buat je eh?

Pn. Sarimah : Dah pukul berapa dah?
Azri : Nak dekat Asar dah. (It was only 10:25am -.-)

Then it was recess! We came back to class and there was this random dude came in. Then Hariz went all Thai on him.

Hariz : KanKrapKapKopKapGedengGedengNyengKrap (bla bla bla)
We : HAHAHA
Hariz : Aku cakap Thai la weh. Tak tahu ke?

After a few minutes of disaster, Mr. Thiru came in. He was so excited to see us. Maybe he's in a good mood?
QUOTES BY MR. T
Mr. Thiru : My boss dulu ah, she looks like a babi hutan. (LOL)

Mr. Thiru : Car key?
Hariz : CAR KEY
Mugen : KAKI
Hariz : CAARR KEY
Mugen : KAKI
Hariz : CAAAAAARRRR KEEYY!

Mr. Thiru : So I was wondering, where did all my fish go? So then I thought, FROGS! They eat my fish. The frogs live in the pond what.
Avtar (special guest) : Frogs eat fish ah?
Mr. Thiru : Yeah la. What do you think they eat?
Shiva : Flies?
Mr. Thiru : [pause] *giggled* You tak ambik PMR ke?
We : [laugh]
Shiva : Teacher, you said pond or P-O-R-N? (spelled)
Mr. Thiru : I said, fish and pond. What do you think it is?

Then came the last subject of the day which was AddMaths. Finally! It was... random xD

Hariz : Weh! David Archuleta punya concert best kan?!
Alia : Ko pergi ke?
Hariz : Ye ah.
Alia : Apa jadi?
Hariz : [pause] Dia nyanyi ah!
Alia : Okay, apa jadi masa dia nyanyi lagu Elevator?
Hariz : [pause] ramai orang cheer! (LOL! everyone can figure that out without even going!)

Pn. NorSairah : (asked a question)
Hariz : Jason! (adjacent)
Fara : Haha!
Hariz : Jason Deruloo (sings)

Hariz : (Drew an elephant)
Alia : (Shaded it with pencil)
Hariz : Weh! Apa kau buat?! Gajah aku bukan black people okay?! White people!

By the way, he drew this in his Add Maths 2 exercise note book. There was nothing in it except the second page, which was an incomplete note about the first chapter of Add Maths which was written on the date January 17th 2011. The first page was empty. Fara cracked up like crazy! We were crying tears of laughter HAHAHA!

Hariz : (Speaks broken British)
Fara, Alia, Mugen, Hazim, Sathis : HAHAHAHAHA!
Hariz : Apsal korang gelak oh? Aku memang ada 'natural' British asen (accent)
Fara : HAHAHA 'ASEN'! xD

Pn. Norsairah : Apa jawapan dia?
Hariz : Titi!
Pn. Norsairah : Yes, 'THIRTY'
Hariz : Haha 'Titi'!

Then Hariz asked us to play a game. Ya know the one where we choose  a,b, or c and the other person starts drawing the parts of the face that we choose without looking at it? Yeah that one. Alia's form looks like this.

Yeah, the one which looks like Nasrul and with Farouk's lips. Damn you Hariz, is that suppose to me down there? -.-

 

LOL -.- Done By: Hariz

 

I did this one :D

I was bored :/

So that's it for today I guess. PEACE OUT!
PS : If you have a pimple somewhere on yo face, coloured it with black marker pen or eye liner so people would think it's a mole :D

Hariz's quote : Ye? Ye? Nye Nye Nye Nye