Fried Eggs

Damn, it's Friday and I don't know what to talk about here. It's not so happening without Hazim, Hariz and Khairul. Hariz especially. Haih...
It was raining heavily, it was so cold I almost peed in my pants but no haha. First thing in the morning, we had bacaan yasin to get ready for the fasting month next week. Suddenly, out of the blue, me and Sharmine saw Fara walked beside the canteen for she was late to school again. It was 8 something. She didn't even realize that we're in the Ruang Legar.
Uhh, so, then we had B.M.

Shiva : Cikgu! Semalam Khairul masuk TV!
Pn. Sarimah : Masuk TV boleh pulak? Datang sekolah tak boleh.
Shiva : Cikgu, dia nyanyi la cikgu! Siap ada caller ringtone lagi!

Pn. Sarimah : Saya rasa, dalam kelas ni tulisan paling cantik, Vincent.
Faizul : Haha! Tulisan paling comot Alia! Haha!
Alia : Diam ah Faizul!
Faizul : Aku main2 je haha

Azri : (asking a question bout the essay we gotta do) Cikgu! Subsidi apa?
Pn. Sarimah : (still haven't answer Azri's question)
Azri : (singing) Talking to the wall....

So then, when Pn. Sarimah went outta class, there's this one Maths teacher who wore the same outfit as Pn. Sarimah. We were laughing our asses off like crazy! "Twins! Twins!" That's what I said xD

Fenn Ling : (smiles)
Fara : Eh! Fenn Ling senyum oh! The Day When Fenn Ling Smiles :)

So, then it was recess. As you may see, my relationship with the canteen is very complicated. Like my relationship with Maths and Chemistry. I think Imma have to break up with Accounts but that's just me not makin any sense. So, since next week we start fasting, and today's the last day we're gonna eat at the canteen, Alia made me a deal that was so hard to resist. One word. LOLLIPOP. So, in order to get the lollipop, I must eat at the canteen, which I did and the lollipop was mine! WOOHOO!
F.Y.I it was grapes flavoured :D

After recess...

Aha! I forgot to mention on last time post that Fara did something seriously random in Physics's Lab. Two of Fara's eye lashes had fallen off. So first, she measured it. One was about 1.2cm and the other was 0.6cm. And then, she sticks them on the lab table with a liquid paper and wrote 'Fray 2011' beside it. Seriously-random-shit.

Remember yesterday, we played the game where we choose facial parts without looking and the other dude draws it? Well, I sorta kept the paper Hariz gave me and played it again today! It was Sharmine's and Fara's idea though haha! But this time, the sketch artist was Fray and our own nyet Faizul. This is what Sharmine's form looks like.

 Another NASRUL! HAHAHA! The other one looks Shiva. :P

  

This seriously looks like one of the Angry Birds. The yellow one xD

The last subject on Friday was Agama. I was so sleepy. Suddenly we heard a loud drumming sound from outside.

Rhyz (special guest) : (Reading something in Jawi which he sorta failed.)
Azri : Hey! Ustaz pun tak reti nak baca ke? Masuk pusat serenti je ah!

Ustazah : Ada orang mati ke? Meriahnya...
Fara : Raya Cina!

Okay, bye.
PS : Friday was boring without Hariz

I, REVIVAL

Dear classmates,


Khairul's band, "I, Revival", will be aired on Astro Hitz (Channel 705) in "The Music Grant Video". Starts tonight at 9:30pm. Don't miss it!

Hariz

The reason why 'Hariz' is the main title of today's post was because he's so fucked up. You can't 'sit' beside him without cracking and he can't stop crapping. First and foremost, the ICT students. They disappeared the whole day cuz some pentaksir came to check on them or something. I felt sorry for them. They're hardly in class the whole week this month. So, the first subject of the day was Accounts.

Hazim, Faizul, Azri and Shiva walked into class.

Pn. Ananthi : Pergi mana ni?
Faizul : Padang.
Pn. Ananthi : Padang?
Faizul : Tak, jumpa Cikgu Jaya jap kat padang.
Hariz : 'Ter' main xD

Faizul : (Faizul's shirt was unbutton. Therefore, his chest was revealed)
Alia : Weh, tutup ah.
Mugen : Wow, cantik gila.
Alia : Eeee! Mugen! Gross sial! What's wrong with you?!
Hariz : (to Mugen ) Ko ni apasal doe?! Eee
Faizul : Apsal? Biarlah.
Hariz : Dengan ko punya bulu2, kurap2 semua!

Then, it was Physics. Physics was nothing much. After Physics, we got back to class, waitin for Pn. Sarimah to came in for Tatabahasa.

Hazim : (ordering KFC)
Shiva : Weh! Kelantan pun ada. Kelantan Fried Chicken (KFC) Jual dekat tepi jalan.

Pn. Sarimah then came to class. Most of the convers during B.M was between Pn. Sarimah and Azri.
Pn. Sarimah : Faizul Bin Fathil, mana buku awak? Loh Yan Wen? Muhammad Hazim? Azri Azraai? (Get the joke? Pn. Sarimah calls them by their full name O.o)

Pn. Sarimah : (Teaching B.M. Something bout the word pergi)
Azri : Pergi takkan kembali.
Hazim : Haha
Azri : Macam nasi goreng aku.

Pn. Sarimah : Saya berdoa yang kamu akan ada mood belajar sampai habis SPM. Lepas tu, kalau kamu nak terjun bangunan ke, nak buat apa ke, buat lah.
Alia : Baik takyah belajar doe.
Mugen : Belum dapat results lagi, nak bunuh diri.
Azri : Saya nak pecah masuk sekolah ke, calar kereta cikgu ke, saya buat je eh?

Pn. Sarimah : Dah pukul berapa dah?
Azri : Nak dekat Asar dah. (It was only 10:25am -.-)

Then it was recess! We came back to class and there was this random dude came in. Then Hariz went all Thai on him.

Hariz : KanKrapKapKopKapGedengGedengNyengKrap (bla bla bla)
We : HAHAHA
Hariz : Aku cakap Thai la weh. Tak tahu ke?

After a few minutes of disaster, Mr. Thiru came in. He was so excited to see us. Maybe he's in a good mood?
QUOTES BY MR. T
Mr. Thiru : My boss dulu ah, she looks like a babi hutan. (LOL)

Mr. Thiru : Car key?
Hariz : CAR KEY
Mugen : KAKI
Hariz : CAARR KEY
Mugen : KAKI
Hariz : CAAAAAARRRR KEEYY!

Mr. Thiru : So I was wondering, where did all my fish go? So then I thought, FROGS! They eat my fish. The frogs live in the pond what.
Avtar (special guest) : Frogs eat fish ah?
Mr. Thiru : Yeah la. What do you think they eat?
Shiva : Flies?
Mr. Thiru : [pause] *giggled* You tak ambik PMR ke?
We : [laugh]
Shiva : Teacher, you said pond or P-O-R-N? (spelled)
Mr. Thiru : I said, fish and pond. What do you think it is?

Then came the last subject of the day which was AddMaths. Finally! It was... random xD

Hariz : Weh! David Archuleta punya concert best kan?!
Alia : Ko pergi ke?
Hariz : Ye ah.
Alia : Apa jadi?
Hariz : [pause] Dia nyanyi ah!
Alia : Okay, apa jadi masa dia nyanyi lagu Elevator?
Hariz : [pause] ramai orang cheer! (LOL! everyone can figure that out without even going!)

Pn. NorSairah : (asked a question)
Hariz : Jason! (adjacent)
Fara : Haha!
Hariz : Jason Deruloo (sings)

Hariz : (Drew an elephant)
Alia : (Shaded it with pencil)
Hariz : Weh! Apa kau buat?! Gajah aku bukan black people okay?! White people!

By the way, he drew this in his Add Maths 2 exercise note book. There was nothing in it except the second page, which was an incomplete note about the first chapter of Add Maths which was written on the date January 17th 2011. The first page was empty. Fara cracked up like crazy! We were crying tears of laughter HAHAHA!

Hariz : (Speaks broken British)
Fara, Alia, Mugen, Hazim, Sathis : HAHAHAHAHA!
Hariz : Apsal korang gelak oh? Aku memang ada 'natural' British asen (accent)
Fara : HAHAHA 'ASEN'! xD

Pn. Norsairah : Apa jawapan dia?
Hariz : Titi!
Pn. Norsairah : Yes, 'THIRTY'
Hariz : Haha 'Titi'!

Then Hariz asked us to play a game. Ya know the one where we choose  a,b, or c and the other person starts drawing the parts of the face that we choose without looking at it? Yeah that one. Alia's form looks like this.

Yeah, the one which looks like Nasrul and with Farouk's lips. Damn you Hariz, is that suppose to me down there? -.-

 

LOL -.- Done By: Hariz

 

I did this one :D

I was bored :/

So that's it for today I guess. PEACE OUT!
PS : If you have a pimple somewhere on yo face, coloured it with black marker pen or eye liner so people would think it's a mole :D

Hariz's quote : Ye? Ye? Nye Nye Nye Nye

Dienstag & Mittwoch

Guten Tag amigos! Whoops, now I'm just mixing German with Portuguese. Anyway, as you can see, the title refers to Tuesday and Wednesday which is translated in German. You know what that means? BLOG MASH UP! So here goes, I don't remember much but I can always count on my notebook where I wrote every hilarious thing that has happened.

Tuesday
Tuesday was all about fun! There was a fire drill goin' on and yeah, it was cool. But before that check this out.

Nassy : Siapa ah yang buat blog pasal Fart Boy tu?
Hazim : HAHA! Bapak busuk sial! Effect dia lama doe. Tu ah pasal aku masih muntah2 semalam.

So then, came the Fire Drill. Shiva went into the lab screaming like crazy while running back outside, downstairs till we reached the field. Talk about LOL. Then, me, Sharmine and Fara walked beside a firetruck. Everyone was touching it like they've never touched a fire truck before! (It's true though :P) Fara on the other hand, rubbed the firetruck, opened the door and closed it back. Everyone was laughing like "What the hell?" And when I say 'everyone', I literally meant everyone around us. xD As we sat on the grass of the field, it was so hot. Some even used newspapers to block them from the sun. I saw Sukhveer and Sharmine made the newspaper as a tudung. Oh god. I wish I had brought my camera that day. Okay, so that's that. Moving on. Sejarah.

Pn. Vasantha : Ada satu murid saya, ex student, nama dia Aswathi.
Khairul : Saya kenal!
Pn. Vasantha : Saya pun tak kenal, kamu kenal.
Khairul : Basmati kan?
We : HAHAHAHAHAHA

I swear man, our class is like, how should I put this... Oh yeah, SPONTANEOUS! So, it was still Tuesday, but I forgot what subject it was, Faizul was playing with the calculator makin' pervert symbols like...
8-----D
( . Y . ) (Oh wait, Syahirah made this LOL)

After school, I saw this on the playground

Who stripped and left his trousers on the playground?

Wednesday
I gotta keep it short and straight to the point cuz damn my sister has an assignment to shit on. So here goes, during Sejarah...

Pn. Vasantha : Nanti, bila kamu makan, ingatlah orang di Etopia. Kamu kalau makan dekat hotel kan suka order banyak2.
Khairul : Ala, cikgu pun macam tu kan?
Vasantha : (smiles) Ya, cikgu pun macam itu juga :D

So then it was Agama...

Ustazah : Kalau isteri dah tak nak dekat kita, lepas je lah dia.
Azri : Kita bunuh dia, campak dekat sungai!

By the way, I heard from Syahirah, Sathis went on Omegle chatting with 'someone' during ICT HAHAHA. During Chemistry, Pn. Tan was explaining some stuff to us, Faizul on the other hand, was behind Pn. Tan imitating her. xD

Then, then! THEN! It was English.
QUOTES BY MR. T
Mr. Thiru : Pumba, the one in the real one looks like Faizul.

Mr. Thiru : Fenn Ling, why you never smile nowadays huh?
Shiva : She only smiles to me :)

Mr. Thiru : (reading the question) Why did they approach the stove? To shuffle ah? (Mr. Thiru do the shuffle LOL)

When Mr. Thiru was making all these jokes, me and Fara drew something out of boredom. Guess who? xD

First photo; Khairul, second photo; Hariz

The last subject of the day was Maths. A relief teacher came in. I heard he's a future pilot. He wore pink shirt like Patrick and Fara said he wore makeup. Sharmine asked him for his name, it was Mr. Adi. What do you think bout him? Hmmmm. So, that's it! I'll blog tomorrow if something interesting happen. Of course it will right? It's 5 E we're talking about :)

Awkward Monday

While eating a cookie, I decided to blog for I think it's kind of like my part time job now since everyone bailed from this blog and I'm like the only one who tries to revive it from the dead LOL.  Anywho, today was kinda tiring as everyone seems sleepy, tired and just plain dead. And it's not even Ramadhan yet! Today Imma make it short and simple as I skip my way to Chemistry class, the last subject of the day.

(Hazim and Azri went out of class without permission)
Pn Tan : Ni nak pergi ke mana ni?
Azri : Hazim nak muntah.
Pn. Tan : Ni ambil pass dulu!
Hariz : Ceeh... Hazim pregnant doe... Congrats!
Shapok : Apsal nak congrats? xD
Alia : Who's the daddy?
Mugen : Alia.
Alia : Tak, Syahirah :D
Hariz : Tak, Saidi. Haha

(Few minutes later, Hazim and Azri came back to class. Behind them was Shiva)
which I have no idea when the hell did Shiva went out of class
Pn Tan : (Asking Shiva) Kamu pergi mana tadi?
Shiva : Ada orang curi botol saya pergi bawak lari lari! LOL

Then...
Shiva : Weh! Siapa curi kerusi aku!? *looking for his chair*
[Shiva looks at Shapok]
Shiva : Shapok, lawa kerusi. Ambik kat mana tu?
Shapok : *grins*
Shiva : Ambik kerusi aku, buat bodoh je xD

Okay bye NOOBS!

Nassy Potter

Mucho gusto! It's Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday, everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend! Haha. Can't believe we actually learned something today. The whole day! Even the relief teacher for Mod Maths taught us something. Okay, so, today, Alia brought her wanna-be-Harry-Potter-wand to school and everyone just can't believe that Alia made that by herself. It looks damn real! During B.M class, Nassy was playing with Alia's wand. Here's how the joke went :

Nasrul : Weh, muka aku macam Harry Potter kan? Sebab aku pakai spec.
We : Hahahaha.
Pn. Sarimah : Heh! Cepat tulis!
Nasrul : Cikgu! Saya Harry Potter. (while holding Alia's wand)
All Of Us : HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Second Harry Potter joke by Alia]
Alia : (whispered) Siti, Siti.
Mugen : Huh?
Alia : Avada Kedavra (pointing the wand to Pn. Sarimah)
Mugen : Wtf? HAHA

So then it was recess. Afterward was Maths. During Maths, there's this one prefect calling for Ying Ning...

Darshini (Form 4 Prefect) : Nak jumpa Wong Ying Ning?
Shiva : (Came out of the class)
Teacher : Eh, kamu ke?
Shiva : Cikgu, saya lah Ying Ning xD
LOL! Since when Shiva changed his name and gender?

Agama class was so much fun too. Azri and Rhyz was our 'ustaz' today. Funny shit man. Okay so till next time! EMPIRIO! *poof*

PS : Some of the conversations above are not interpret.

Fart Boy

Wednesday was full of gas. Seriously. Nassy can't stop complaining that he wanted to shit, but he didn't get to release his shit at school today, so instead, he went farting all over class. It smells like shit! The first fart moment of Nassy was infront of Mugen, Sharmine and Pejol. Not to mention Alia was beside him. The smell was unforgettable. But it's 'nice' of him to apologize. By the way, class was sorta chill. No Vasantha, no Norizan, there was a little bit of Pn. Tan. During English class, the ICT students went to lab. So they got a chance to escape form the wrath of Thiru. Naah, just kidding. The second fart moment of Nassy was when all of us gathered around and talked bout stuff like when Hazim released our 'convict' friend Hariz, from the counseling room. He got caught for wandering around loitering outside the class I guess. Yeah, then all of a sudden, a suspicious smell of shit caught our nose. Everyone backed off and got up from their seats and ran outside the corridor screaming "BUSUK! BAU TAIK!". The second time smells worse than the first time Hahaha. So, after a couple of minutes, they returned to their seats and started talking again. Oh yeah, Hariz said he has great British accent. -.-

PS: Pn. Chong looks sexy today. Btw she looks like Fara okay bye.

Hey Monday!

Supp. School was rather fun today believe it or not even though it's Monday! 1st period, 2nd period, 3rd period all the way to rehat, we didn't even study a thing. The disappearance of Ananthi, Civic teacher and not included Maths teacher Pn. Norizan which is on labour. Gotta tell ya man, when you're placed beside Hariz and Hazim in class, the class would be in chaos! In a good way though. They're extremely annoying and funny at the same time. I just can't put on a serious face around them. Alia as usual, laughed at every joke they made.

So after recess was B.M Komsas. I don't know what's the matter with Hazim today though. He's all hyper and shit. He was extremely loud haha I remember when Pn. Sarimah asked 'what's the meaning of Personification', Hazim suddenly yelled and I saw Khairul's epic face. Everyone was like "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WTF?" So later on, Pn. Sarimah asked us whether we know how to berseloka or not. Here goes.

Pn. Sarimah: Ha, siapa pandai berseloka?
Random: Shiva! Shiva!
Shiva: Cikgu, Hariz! Hariz!
Fara: Ha! Hariz!
Hariz: Aku tak bawak buku la.
Shiva: (asked Fara to give Hariz the book) Nah, bagi Hariz.
Fara: Hariz! Nah!
Hariz: Aku tak nak lah.
Fara: Hariz, cepat ah, Hariz!
Hariz: Ni apa ni "Hariz! Hariz!" Ko ada lesen ke nak sebut nama aku?!

LOL. So that's it so far I could remember. Mucho gustos! :D Here's something to keep you in mind.

Twilight vs Harry Potter (Fixed)

Whoa. Dusty ol' blog. What ever. Due to my boredom, I am here, BLOGGING! Well, I'm not actually bored, I have tonnes of work to do but Imma make it quick. :)

So, this happened yesterday, Wednesday in Mr. Thiru's class. He gave us an essay 'bout 'The Future' or somethin'. Anyways, as we all know, when we're in Mr. Thiru's class, he always get carried away. At one point we're discussing 'bout the future, and the next, Twilight being gay. I'm not quite certain though. I might as well just type what ever crosses my mind. :)

(Mr. Thiru wore glasses that day F.Y.I)
Mr. Thiru : I think Twilight is a gay movie.
Us : HAHAHA! (laughed like a maniac)
Khairul (I think) : Harry Potter is much better (somethin' like that)
Sharmine : At least Twilight is better than some ugly person wearing nerdy specs.
Us & Thiru : -awkward silent-
Khairul : (Turned to Sharmine) haha! Kurang ajar sial.
Sharmine : No la! I was talking bout Harry Potter! Haha! No! No!
Khairul : Yeah right!
Sharmine : Oh shit. Okay at least I didn't mention his skin colour.

LOOOL. Okay, bye noobs.
-Your mustache friend, AJ

*Sincerely, I mean no harm to Mr. Thiru. Was supposed to say "At least Twilight is better than some nerd who bursts magic everywhere."

This scene is still priceless, either way! :P