I can't really remember how many times I did blog mash ups, so in order to not stressed out thinkin bout it, the title of today's post is BLOG MASH UPS 2011. Cuz it's a mash up, and the year is 2011. :P Today's post, I'm gonna combine everything that happened today, and the last 2 days. Obviously it's gonna be a darn long post. But I'll make sure you're gonna have fun reading :D
Monday Aug 1 2011
MR. BEAN
August 1, 2011 starts Ramadhan, the fasting month for muslims. I don't know bout you guys, but feeling really tired lately. I JUST WANNA GO TO BED!
[Chen Fong's asleep]
Faizul : Chen Fong! Kau puasa ke?!
Hariz : Biar lah dia. Dia tak sahur tadi.
Faizul : Orang syndrome ada nafsu tak?
Hariz : Fara syndrome. Tanya lah dia.
So then, all of a sudden, me, Hazim, Fara, Hariz and Faizul talked about the episodes in Mr. Bean. OUT OF THE BLUE! We talked bout when Mr.Bean went naked in the swimming pool, and when his infamous car, crashed while he was eating a cupcake. Fara did mentioned the Mr. Bean Back To School episode when this one kid turned blue cuz Mr.Bean blew up the lab. Faizul said something bout Mr.Bean drew a naked picture in art class and Hariz.... Hariz mentioned the most funniest episode ever! Remember the time when Mr.Bean's girlfriend, Irma, thought that he wanted to give her a ring, so she was so excited and touched. But it turns out to be a nail (that has a curved of a ring) for the frame to hang it on the wall. LOL
There's a bottle on Hazim's table...
Azri : Siti, siapa duduk sebelah kau?
Siti : Hazim.
Azri : Hazim tak puasa ke?!
[Later]
Hazim : Weh! Ni siapa punya botol ni?!
Chen Fong : Hazim, kau tak puasa ke?!
Siti : Hazim tak puasa, Chen Fong puasa sebab tadi tido!
After Recess...
Nassy : Time rehat kau buat apa?
Faizul : Rehat? Makan.
Nassy : Nyeeehhh
Hazim, Hariz, Me : HAHAHAHA
Hazim Went Random
Hazim : Weh, Hariz. Kalau puasa tak boleh kentut, gila ah!
Hariz : Tu ah. Aku pun fikir macam tu jugak!
Hazim : Kembung doe perut. Mcm ENO Halia.
I don't remember what subject it was, but Faizul and Nassy were asleep.
Hazim : (poking Faizul) BANGUN BANGUN! EH BANGUN LA!
Hariz : Haha
Hazim : (changed his tone of voice) Bangun, bangun, bangun.
Hariz : Sebijik macam bapak aku!
Hazim : Agak ah! Terutama masa kejut bangun sahur!
Hazim : (poked Faizul's head countless times) Eesh, kalau dia bangun mengamuk, aku nak pecut terus doe haha!
Faizul : Blah ah! (went back to sleep)
Hazim : Ni sorang lagi! (referring to Nassy) bangun! Bangun!
[Finally, Nassy and Faizul woke up]
Hazim : YEAAHH! PLAN AKU BERJAYA!
History
Pn. Vasantha : Saya bukak je TV, suka tengok History Channel. Bukan macam kamu.
Syapok : Best ah!
Pn. Vasantha : Kamu bukak je TV, 613.
Us : AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA! FAIZUL!
Faizul : (woke up, blur)
Us : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Pn. Vasantha : And 616.
Us : HAHAHAHAHA
Pn. Vasantha : Tengok Tom and Jerry kan? xD
Chen Fong : (fast asleep)
Pn. Vasantha : Ni siapa tido ni?! Chin Peng!
Us : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH CHIN PENG!
Syapok : Chen Fong la cikgu.
Pn. Vasantha : (cover line) Saya saja je nak kamu bangun dari tido (smiles)
Chemistry
Hazim : (holding something disgusting) Zeeezeezzeeeezeee
Pn. Tan : HAZIM!
Hazim : Zeezeeezeee
[Suddenly that thing fell, everyone backed off]
Pn. Tan : Apa benda itu?
Hazim : Taik cicak.
Nanthini : What time is it???
Azri : 8 in the morning.
Nanthini : (asked me) what time is it?
Siti : 12:28
Nanthini : (to Ajai) Go to hell
Azri : Come to hell with me!
Us : hahaha
It's Fara's baby! :D
Tuesday Aug 2 2011
TWITTER DISASTER
So, Tuesday was nothing much. Well, there was a lil something that was freakin weird in a way. It all started when a rumor floating around saying that Saidi unfollowed everyone in our class on Twitter. Saidi and Sharmine suddenly broke into a fight. There were lots of screaming and yelling. And no, Sharmine and Saidi were not the only ones who were yelling and shit, suddenly the whole class turned out pissing off at each other (in a funny way though Haha) Hariz, Faizul, Khairul, Alia, Fara, me, Sharmine, Saidi, Farouk, Nassy, EVERYONE! Even Hazim who doesn't even have a TWITTER ACCOUNT! WEIRD! They were saying stuff like "KAU NAK UNFOLLOW ORANG BUAT APA?! INGAT COOL SANGAT LA TU?!" And someone said "BIAR LAH DIA! TWITTER DIA!" It's weird, suddenly me and Hariz end up yelling at each other (I don't remember what with all those commotion) Then Khairul, with his BlackBerry said, "Weh! Chill! We have a devise (BB) that can confirm everything. (smiles) Okay, so in the end, Saidi DID unfollow us all, but who cares, that's life. :)
Sharmine Farted
Mugen : EEEEEEWWW! SHARMINE!
Sharmine : Takpe, kentut Sharmine takde bau. Kentut Sharmine pergi sekolah. Kentut Nasrul tak lepas SPM.
Civic
Civic Teacher : Hazim, kalau belajar, kiamat terus dunia.
Hariz, okay lagi. Kalau belajar, esok SPM.
Syapok kalau belajar, musnah dunia!
Us : HAHAHAHAHAHA
History
Pn. Vasantha : (Saying something about History) Itu sebab, kita ada ICT.
Hazim : SAIDI!
Nassy : SAIDI!
Suddenly, I heard everyone laughing facing at the back. So I turned around and saw Azri with his pants tucked in, buttoned up shirt, wearing glasses, with a nerdy look. He looks like FAROUK! HAHA!
Mugen : Sharmine, jom jap, nak pergi toilet.
Hariz : KO NAK BERAK KE?! SITI BERAK! SITI BERAK! SITI BERAK!
[Later]
Hariz : (Just got back from the toilet)
Mugen : Hariz BERAK! (revenge)
Hariz : Tak ah, aku kencing ah. BUKAN MACAM KAU! BERAK!
Nilam
Shiva : (wearing someone's cast)
Mugen : Apsal dengan tangan Shiva?
Shiva : Jatuh dalam tandas.
Sharmine : Tangan dia ter-flush dalam jamban.
Yaaah! Here it is! Remember the Fara's eye lashes thingy I mentioned before? Well, using farouk's BB, this was taken in Physic's lab (on the table)
Wednesday Aug 3 2011
BERAK
Wednesday, today, was full of excitement. I think. I don't know. Why don't you find out for yourself. ;)
Mugen : (to Alia) Weh, nak pergi toilet la weh.
Hariz : TU LA KAU! NAK BERAK LAGI! SEMALAM DAH BERAK, HARI NI NAK CIRIT! Orang yang nak cirit ni dia macam nervous2, kaki goyang2, macam KAU LA! Everyday I'm Berak-ing!
Agama
Fara's Quotes
"That awkward moment when it's 2013, and you're watching 2012."
"Dear 2012,
We survived.
Sincerely,
The survivors of 2013."
"Macam mana diorang boleh predict 2012 ah? Ntah2 diorang made it up je. Hey! I like drawing scribbles! Zang Zang Zang!"
Syahirah : Are you going for Tadarus today?
Fara : Alaa... My tudung is with Farisa.
Siti : Nah, ambik tudung kita haha
Fara : Eeeee... tak nak ah! KUNING!
Siti : Tak nak bagi pun!
Fara : Tak nak pun!
Chemistry
Hazim : Takpe, hari ni Saidi takde, kelas ni boleh diam.
Hazim as usual, stacked 2 lab chairs together and sit his ass off. By the way, he wore songkok. xD
Khairul : Saidi buat business kucing
Bee
Hazim and Azri : WOOHAAAA AAAHHHH
Pn. Tan : Ni apa benda yang sudah berlaku ini?
Hazim : Ada lebah.
Hariz : (sings) Aku adalah seekor lembu. Yang terperangkap di dalam kandangmu
(Hariz was sitting infront of the window of the Chemistry lab. So, there was sunlight)
Mugen : Tak nampak muka kau ah.
Hariz : Aku tahu ah, muka aku bersinar, suci, admit je lah.
Hariz : (showed Hazim his wounded leg)
Hazim : Heesh! Kalau makan ni sedap oh. Macam keropok cicah dengan cili!. Bukak puasa makan ni!
Hariz : Kau nampak tak kaki aku tadi?
Mugen : Ha, apa jadi?
Hariz : Aku kena cakar HARIMAU!
Hariz : Oik! Oik! Oik! Kau tahu tak bunyi macam apa? Macam anak babi!
Pn. Tan : If you don't memorize this formula, it's impossible for you to understand.
Azri : Mission Impossible!
Pn. Tan : So, the answer is??
Azri : LOL
Hariz : AHAHA!
Azri : OH! JOULE! Aku ingatkan L-O-L (spelled) tadi.
And then it was recess. I was asleep for it was really tiring. Then, I woke up cuz I heard some annoying songs from the guys at the back. They sang almost every Justin Bieber songs. It was like a LIVE concert at the back of the class! Weird I tell ya!
English
Mr. Thiru : Kamu mandi ke tak?
Faizul : (smiles)
Mr. Thiru : I'm asking you, have you mandi? You look all scruffy.
Maths
(2 teachers came in for Maths today. One of them is Mr. Adi, the new sub teacher)
Hazim : Apsal ada 2 cikgu masuk?! Kitorang OKU kut.
Teacher : Good morning class.
Us : Good Morning TEACHERS.
Faizul : Cikgu ni nak beranak lagi ke? (Referring to the Maths teacher)
Hazim : Tu ah, semua cikgu Maths nak beranak, susah ah kita.
(Syapok didn't even say a word)
Hariz : Diam ah CAPOK!
Hazim : Ntah! Jangan nak memekak kat sini!
Khairul : Once a CA always a POK!
Hariz : (Talking to Azri ) Ko nak berak ke?! Berak dalam seluar macam Siti je ah!
Azri : Siti berak dalam seluar ke?! Eee pengotor sial!
Faizul : (went infront to wrote the answer on the whiteboard)
Khairul : Angkat sama ketiak itu! Tunjukkan KEKUNINGAN MU!
Khairul : Once a monkey, always a MONKEY!
Farouk :/
Hariz; imagine high Five-ing this picture xD
Alia, Fara and a lil bit of Nassy behind there. Epic faces will always be remembered
Shiva xD
Sorry my phone is not compatible for taking pictures, my phone's more towards music playing, that's why all the photos look so retarded. :P
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