Happy Birthday Alia!

Weeboo. Hello, it's me again Joe, but call me Bob. It's 1:52am, still 22nd of August and this post was suppose to be updated on 10th of August which was last last Wednesday. It was Alia's birthday also known as Awesome's birthday.

Agama
Ustazah : Membenarkan lelaki yang tidak disukai suami masuk rumah semasa ketiadaan suami. Tak boleh eh.
Azri : (Talking to Nasrul) Kalau isteri kau ajak Faizul masuk rumah kau. Kau tak suka kan?

Ustazah : (Telling us a story) Isteri dia kena sihir.
Khairul : HA! POK!
Guys at the back : POK! POK!
Khairul : Kena SAPOK! HAHA! SAPOK! (Sapuk)

Ustazah : (Still story telling) Suami akan berperangai luar biasa.
Khairul : Animalistic ah? :D

Ustazah : Memukul dengan tujuan mendidik. Jangan dera eh? Pukul dengan dera lain. Suami nak pukul, tujuan nak didik je, tengok2 tersalah didik.

Ustazah : Memukul dengan alat yang tidak membahayakan. 
Azri : Surat khabar?
We : HAHA
Khairul : Tali pinggang?
Ustazah : Tak, tali pinggang pun memudaratkan.
Khairul : Kayu besbol. Lagi effective.

(Zihar means comparing your wife with something like his mom's back)
Hariz : Samakan la dia dengan jerawat ke...

Khairul : (to Alia) DON'T MAKE ME COME THERE, AND TAKE YOUR EYEBALLS OUT, AND TURN IT INTO MEATBALLS!


Chemistry
(Faizul made the LCD paper fell)
Khairul : Kau ni kurang ajar ah Faizul!
Pn. Tan : (to Faizul) Since you sit here, you help hold this thing. (The LCD paper)
Khairul : MONKEY! (in a disgusted tone)
We : HAHA

Hariz : Mourl (imitating Pn. Tan)
Khairul : Mourl

Pn. Tan : Dah2! Jangan bincang2 kat belakang tu! (To Shapok)
Hariz : Shapok buat business. Shapok Enterprise.

(Chen Fong just came into the lab)
Khairul : Ha! Chen Fong!
Hariz : Chen Pong!
Khairul : CHEN PONG!
Hariz : CHEN PONG! PONG! PONG! CHEN CHIN PONG! CHIN PONG!

Pn. Tan : Ssh! Please Keep Quiet!
Hazim : SAIDI! (Hazim turned around and saw that Saidi wasn't here. Then he smiled)
Alia/ Mugen : (Laughed cuz Saidi was absent) HAHA!

Pn. Tan : HAZIM! Dari tadi asyik cakap je!
Hazim : Okay2 last.
(Later)
Pn. Tan : HAZIM!
Hazim : Tadi dah last en, sekarang ni habis.
We : HAHAHA
Hazim : Haih Saidi ni. (Saidi's absent)
(Later)
Hazim : Cikgu, boleh saya bercakap?

Hariz : (broke the glass window. First measuring cylinder, now THIS? Haih)
Pn. Chieng : (Lecture glass window broke) Kamu tak boleh duduk dalam kelas! Jangan bagi alasan puasa!
Hazim : Ha, dengar ustazah cakap.

English
Mr. Thiru : Do my work eh? If you don't, for the muslim, Padang Masyar.
Khairul : Okay sir, see you there :D
Mr. Thiru : No! No! No! I don't wanna go to Padang Masyar! I don't wanna see you all there!

Mr. Thiru : (to Faizul) Haih, diam sekejap boleh tak? Tadi bag, sekarang apa? Sahur?
Faizul : Tak, haha
Mr. Thiru : Sahur esok lah.

Mr. Thiru : There's no one in this class log into internet at least once a week. You log on?
Syahirah : (nodded)
Mr. Thiru : You log on?
Melissa : (nodded)
Mr. Thiru : You log on?
Michelle : (nodded)
Mr. Thiru : You log on?
Sin Hui : No.
Mr. Thiru : What's wrong with you?!?!
We : HAHAHAHAHA

(Fenn Ling and Nanthini were asleep)
Mr. Thiru : Why? Fenn Ling puasa ah? Nanthini also puasa haha!

Mr. Thiru : Morality, what can we elaborate from this?
Azri : I Revival...

Mr. Thiru : Imagine ah, if Michelle puts acid in Melissa's drink, her stomach will corrode all the way to the bottom.
Khairul : Then all the milk will come out.

Mr. Thiru : Skype, Twitter, Facebook... (notice that all of these social networks have blue colored symbols)
Mugen : MYSPACE haha
Sharmine : Remember when we had to spend hours just to pick the perfect layout for myspace?
Mugen : Ha'ah! Sometimes, days! Sebab nanti tukar balik kalau tak puas hati.
Sharmine : Yaaa! And remember myspace have top friends? HAHA

Mr. Thiru : (to Faizul) Berdasarkan apa yang anda tidak tulis, buat essay tu.
Faizul : (gave Mr. Thiru a look)
Mr. Thiru : (hit Faizul) Tak buat kerja saya, lagi nak jeling. Haih...
We : HAHAHAH