HAZIM & HARIZ

Not to be bias or anything, but Hazim and Hariz were the joker of the day. Everyday, every week to be exact. So yeah, that explains the title on Monday. Today's Wednesday, and I think I'll just post about Monday's event. I mean, I can't blog about stuff that happened 3 days at once. That's ludicrous. Whatever. Here goes nothing :D

Shiva : (wrote on the board, "ESOK CUTI ISTIMEWA")

Mr. Adi : (Blocking the board)
Faizul : Cikgu, memang saya nampak ah board tu!
Farouk : HAHA

(Fara made McD's french fries out of paper)
Hariz : Ni buat apa ni? Apa ni? SPM nak dekat!
Mugen : Bapak dah marah.
Hariz : (to Mugen) Ni apa ni? Kecik2 dah menjawab!

(One of the Accounts question sounded like this : Alat2 Kecil = RM5960)
Hazim : Alat2 kecil? Hoosh! Sampai 5 ribu beli!

Hariz : Sakit perut oh. Makan sambal pagi tadi.
Alia : Ko makan sambal apa pagi adi?
Hariz : Aku makan... Sambal TELUR LEMBU!

(Hazim, Faizul and Hariz were talkin' bout my YELLOW uniform)
Hariz : Aku rasa en, baju dia ni sebenarnya putih, pelajar biasa. Pastu dah lama tak basuh jadi KUNING! Jadi pengawas terus!
Mugen : =.=

So, then it was B.M. Pn. Sarimah asked us to stapler the Modul she gave us. So then THIS happened.
THE STAPLER MOMENT
(We were taking turns to stapler our Modul. Then the stapler ain't workin')
Nasrul : Haih. Buat esok ah.
We : HAHAHAHA
Shapok : Eh! Cepat ah sikit!
Hazim : Ha, tengok! Shapok dah mengamuk!
Shapok : haha
Mugen : Cepat ah!
Hariz : Ko senyap! Nak aku tembak ko dengan stapler ni?
They : HAHAHA
Hariz : (staplered my Modul) Tengok? Berbakat kan?

Hariz : (Talking to Saidi) KO NAK APA?! AKU STAPLER MUKA KO KARANG!
We : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (We were thinking that Hariz might stapler Saidi's mole)
Hariz : Eh, aku cakap benda lain eh, jangan fikir bukan2! xD

Hariz : (Playing with the stapler threatening that he'll shoot people with it) HA!! HA!! NAK KENA!

(Farouk tripped. Almost fell. Like always)
Khairul : Eh! Bila kau tak nak terjatuh ah?!?! Ko diri, nak terjatuh. Duduk pun nak terjatuh!

Pn. Sarimah : Jangan bercakap! (knocked Faizul's table)
Hazim : Ketuk je kepala dia tu!

Pn. Sarimah : Saya rasa kan, kamu semua ni belum bangun dari tidur. Tak sedar lagi SPM nak dekat.
Nassy : Belum2 bangun, masih sahur lagi.
Hariz : Ni tido. (referring to Chen Fong)

Pn. Sarimah : HARIZ! Baca pantun ni.
Hariz : Saya tak nak baca, cikgu. Saya nak jawab soalan je.
Pn. Sarimah : Habis tu siapa nak baca?
We : MELISSA! (Nasrul's voice was the loudest) HAHAHAHAHAHA
Pn. Sarimah : Saya rasa kamu ni mabuk lah.
We : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

(Hariz was reading the pantun)
Hariz : Terang bulan, terang paya, anak KAMBING memakan rumput.
We : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Pn. Sarimah : (giggled and tried to hit Hariz with a book across the table but failed xD)
Hazim : Monyet takde monyet?

(Faizul's turn to read the Pantun)
Faizul : Anak itik terenang -terenang...
Khairul : Anak MONYET terenang -renang!

Mugen : (writing down the answer Pn. Sarimah gave) Orang berbudi, apa cikgu?
Hariz : Orang yang berbudi....
Mugen : Uhuh?
Hariz : AKAN SENTIASA DIBULI! MUAHAHAHA!

(Hariz scribbled his BM modul cover)
Hariz : Weh, tengok ni. Nampak macam tattoo kan? Tattoo yang orang letak kat badan dia.
Nasrul : Ko ni gila apa.
Hazim : Agak ah. Style.
(a few minutes later)
Hariz : (Went in front)
Nasrul, Mugen, Hazim : (looking at Hariz) hahaha...
Hariz : (Went to teacher's desk searching for extra BM modul cover) Cikgu, takde extra ke?
Pn. Sarimah : Kamu hilangkan ke tadi?
Hariz : Ahh... (smiles)
Nasrul : Apsal dengan Hariz doe? Haha
Mugen : Tadi kan dia pergi conteng kertas dia. So dia nak yang baru ah.
Nasrul : Hahaha.
Hazim : KO DAH CONTENG KERTAS KAU, PASTU NAK MINTAK YANG BARU!
Nasrul, Mugen, Hazim, Hariz : HAHAHHAHAHAH

Sejarah
Pn. Vasantha : Apa ni? Sharmine dan Nasrul dah tido.
Hariz : Puasa.
Pn. Vasantha : Puasa mesti tido ke?
Hazim : Nasrul sakit perut.
Hariz : NASRUL NAK BERAK!
Pn. Vasantha : Heh! D:<
Khairul : Ko nak berak ke Nasrul?!
Pn. Vasantha : Jangan cakap tu! Jangan.

Pn. Vasantha : Bagaimana awak menjamin hubungan harmoni dengan jiran kalau awak jadi menteri?
Khairul : Ajak main golf!
Pn. Vasantha : Saya nak jawapan yang matang eh?

So then, it all came to this point, this day, this subject. CHEMISTRY. Chemistry that day was a total chaos! Faizul's chasing Khairul, and a load more disaster! Disaster in a good way though, a more 'Un-NORMAL' phenomenon (I just had to use this word to describe our class) Well, that's life. Life of a shit. Effishit :D

(Pn. Tan asked Hazim to sit in front)
Hazim : First time doe aku duduk depan. Bye semua!
Hariz : (sings the Akademi Fantasia song which is the 'sending home contestant song')

Experiment

Nasrul : Eh, jangan guna la, simpan untuk Raya. (LOL)

Hariz : (Referring to the measuring cylinder) Ni, ni letak air kencing dalam ni!

(Hariz speaks Thai again)

Hariz : KranKaappKrapKop! (something like that)

So then, of all a sudden, he was reaching out across the table or something and ACCIDENTALLY broke the measuring cylinder. Which comes to this :

If you observe, you can see Hariz and Faizul are sitting ON the Chemistry lab table. Sheez! D:

That's all for Monday! Tuesday's nothing actually. The BIG ones is today, Wednesday, but I'll just blog it tomorrow. PRONTO. :/