MUGEN AND ALIA SCHOOL SURVIVAL GUIDE ON HOW TO SURVIVE HIGH SCHOOL

Getting tired of High School? Felt bullied? Tired of teacher's demands? Well we have a solution that will satisfy you on how to survive high school!

Tip #1 If your class has a monkey, give em a banana so they'll shut up.
Tip #2 If one of your classmate has a big nose; ignore them. They're extremely annoying.
Tip #3 If there's a goat in your class, talk to them. They are really nice creature. Then ask for some milk.
Tip #4 Beware of your classmate who have moles. They're extremely dangerous.
Tip #5 When you're hungry and coincidentally have a zombie as your classmate, don't hesitate to eat them for they have very nutritious meat.
Tip #6 Don't do your homework, you'll lighter the burden of your class teacher.
Tip #7 Don't forget to be awesome and if you have a classmate named Alleeawesome, make her as a role model.
Tip #8 If your classmates are rich, beg them for money. Be a hobo for once!
Tip #9 Procrastinate a lot. It'll make your life easier.
Tip #10 Don't stress. Be like Chun Nam
Tip #11 Supply deodorant for your monkey. Trust me it helps.
Tip #12 Eat nassy lemak 24/7. It's good for your health.
Tip #13 If it helps, doodle, scribble your table. It enhances your skills in arts.
Tip #14 Always wash your uniforms. You don't want it to become yellow and misunderstood you for a prefect.
Tip #15 When someone's pissing you off, act chill. When they have their guard down, REVENGE TIME.
Tip #16 If you're always tired, the sleepy type, don't forget to bring your pillow to school, if that's not enough, bring a blanket too. If you're still unsatisfied, oh what the heck, just bring the whole bed with ya.
Tip #17 If you have a pet in class such as monkeys, goats, zombies (they're also classified as a pet you know), tame them well. These wild animals can be harmful.
Tip #18 Don't forget to supply a straitjacket if you have a psycho in the class. They mean well, but they're lunatic.
Tip #19 When you have a joker in the class or class clown, don't hesitate to kick them in the ass if they're being way out of line.
Tip #20 When you're always stumbling down, a clutz, wear metallic shoes instead. It will always keep your feet on the ground, avoiding stumbling, tripping, falling, etc. It may be hard to walk at first with all the metal kicks, but you'll get use to it.
Tip #21 For girls, if you don't wanna get humiliate by guys, SHAVE!
Tip #22 If you have a pimple on your face, color it with black marker pen so people will think it's a mole!

This is just a way to get you out of stress of Trials and SPM. It's a JOKE! Don't take it seriously! Seriously! Or I'll kick your asses if you did! Enjoy and be happy! Good Luck and Stay Cool. Call me if you need anything.