It's Friday. Don't know bout you guys but I'm not that excited bout it. I JUST WANNA GO TO SCHOOL! I had fun in 5E and I don't wanna be apart from it no! So, the reason why Hazim is our title of today's post was because Hazim can't stop crapping. He can't keep his mouth shut for a second and that's why HAZIM deserve to be on today's title. I was planning to put Hariz Part 2 but he was being awfully silent today. Actually, I've noticed it since yesterday. I thought I was the only one who thought that, but Fara noticed it too. WE all miss his jokes and distinctive laugh. :(
We had PJK at first, 5 Fitrah girls came in to our class. They were exploring round our class like a museum or a field trip! First they were checkin' around our classroom wall which had Mr. Thiru look alike drawing there like an Art Museum! Then they were lookin' at our bulletin board in front. xD
B.M
Hazim : (to Faizul) Ko ni garu sana, garu sini. Dah macam monyet aku tengok.
Water Sabotage
Pn. Sarimah : Juin Yao, Vincent, saya nak awak kuncikan kelas masa rehat dan sebelum keluar kelas.
Fara : Apsal cikgu?
Pn. Sarimah : Sebab, sekarang ni dah ada sabotaj air.
Us : Air? Haaa?
Pn. Sarimah : Sabotaj air. Diorang letak clorox dalam air botol pelajar. Ada budak dah kena, tapi dia tak mati la. Dia sekarang ni dekat hospital.
Us : WHOAAA! D:
Fara : Sekolah mana?!
Pn. Sarimah : USJ THIRTEEN LA! Pihak kerajaan sedang siasat kejadian ni.
Shiva : Apsal tak panggil polis je?
Hazim : Oh, so kalau dah tangkap orang tu, boleh masuk surat khabar ah? Masuk TV ah?
Shiva : Aku harap2 Farouk kena tangkap oh! Dengan jersey dia tu, masuk TV! Bangga OH!
Yep. THIS JERSEY.
Pn. Sarimah : (talking bout the essay we're doing) Pantai yang putih dan bersih.
Shiva : Ah! Tipu ah cikgu!
Alia : HAHA
Khairul
Hazim : Cikgu, Khairul dah berapa hari tak datang?
Shiva : Saya dengar dia masuk hospital.
Hazim : Tak dapat surat pun dia.
(Pn. Sarimah is writing the essay she gave us on the board)
Hazim : Eh, cikgu nak buatkan habis karangan tu ke? Bersalah pulak aku rasa.
Nassy : Tu ah.
Hariz : Cikgu! Jangan ah buat semua! Nanti saya TERtiru.
Pn. Sarimah : (giving points for the essay) Selain itu, air terjun nan indah.
Hazim : Nan tu apa cikgu?
Hariz : Roti NAN!
Hazim : Roti Cheese Nan, Double Cheese Nan. Garlic Nan pun sedap oh!
Faizul : Double Cheese Nan lagi sedap ah.
(Discussing bout the essay)
Hazim : Cikgu! Boleh tak saya cakap, bila masuk dalam air terjun, rasa sejuk... Macam, bagitahu apa perasaan kita.
Pn. Sarimah : Boleh, atau apabila menjejakkan kaki ke dalam air...
Hazim : Allah! Sedapnya bunyi. Kalau nak makan? Apabila memasukkan makanan ke dalam mulut...
Hazim : Peerrrghhh! Cikgu tengok ke cerita tu?!
We : HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Our beloved class teacher, Pn. Sarimah. :)
(Discussing bout the senior page. We have to pay 30 bucks per person to contribute for our senior page in the school magazine. The thing is, Hariz doesn't want to pay, so, he said, he doesn't want to appear on the senior page)
Hazim : Senior page, kalau siapa yang tak nak bayar, muka dia, kena hitamkan. Ye ah, tak bayar, hitamkan je ah muka dia.
Hariz : Ha, hitamkan je ah! I don't care! (Fail British accent)
English
(We were checkin' our work that Mr. Thiru gave)
Mr. Thiru : Who got 15 over 15?
Farouk : (raises his hand)
Mr. Thiru : 14? 13? Below 10 got ah?
Azri : 5!
Hariz : 4!
Mr. Thiru : (looked at Hariz)
Hariz : 3....! 2...! 1....! (He didn't realize Mr. Thiru was looking at him)
Mr. Thiru : Hey, I'm asking seriously la.
Hariz : OH!
(Exchanging opinions bout the Berbuka Puasa plan)
Fara : I don't like their chicken chop. Hanyir.
Syahirah : Fara! Stop being picky.
Farouk : Ntah! Stop being picky! xD
Fara : But I AM picky. I only eat quality food.
Syahirah : Then what do you eat?
Fara : [pause] quality? haha
Maths Teacher : Siapa tu yang batu api tu?
Guys at the back : HAZIM!
Hazim : (in denial) Siapa lagi kalau bukan FAROUK! (innocent LOL)
Hazim Went Random
Hazim : BUSUK! BUSUK! BUSUK!
Azri : BUSUK! BUSUK! MANUSIA BUSUK!
Hazim : KETIAK BUSUK! (referring to Faizul indirectly)
Faizul : (smiles :)
Faizul. Better known as NYET. Wearing YELLOW like a banana. xD The monkey wants, what a monkey wants.
(Syahirah's palm was bleeding cuz she was hyperly playing with her mechanical pencil and hurt herself)
Melissa : Do you want what? Plaster?
Fara : BUSTER?
Syahirah : Haha.
Tell me if you ever known someone who's this crazy to wear a tudung like this! Nope. I doubt it. Weird things like THIS only occur exclusively in 5 EFFISHIT.
(We were suggesting names for Syahirah's story.)
Mugen : TED MOSBY!
Farouk : Yeeeeaahh!
Mugen : BARNEY STINSON!
Us : HAHAHA
Farouk : YEEHAAAA! BARNEY! AWESOME!
Fara : Porny Simpson? Huh?
Us : HAHAHAHA!
(Melissa brought the plaster for Syahirah)
Fara : Eee, bestnya. ada stapler (referring to the plaster)
Melissa : Stapler? PLASTER LA! xD
Fara : OH! SILAP CAKAP! xD
If you think about it, when you rearrange stapler, it turns out to be plaster, so... Fara DID MAKE SOME SENSE xD
Mugen : How bout Neville SHORTbottom! (Neville Longbottom)
We : HAHAHA
Fara : Eh2! Kalau Neville Longbottom jadi SHORTbottom, pastu Rupert Grint jadi Rupert FROWN.
We : HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG
Mugen : And Daniel Radcliffe turns to Daniel BLUECLIFFE!
Fara : OR DANIEL BLUEHILL! DANIEL BLUESEA! HAHA
(Talkin' bout the guy named Sinn in Syahirah's story)
Mugen : FORGIVE THE SINNERS!
Sharmine : (Crapping) Forgive The Sinners is actually a group of people who forgives other people's sins.
Mugen : LOL then they transformed into I, REVIVAL.
Sharmine : (Crapping) I, REVIVAL is a person, who revive people from the dead.
I don't know why, but I love this picture the most. :')
THE GUESS GAME!
Guess who's armpit is this? Winner gets 1 cent.
Who's this? xD
Okay, so there you have it. See ya on Monday!
Oh, before you go, check out this website, I'm addicted to it!
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