26082011

I've got nothing to say. Just check this out.

(With bubble talk)

 Hariz

 Mr. Adi

 Sin Hui, Mr. Adi and Fara

ROK

11082011

Sorry for being all jumbled up. 11th of August was a Thursday. It took me awhile to figure what date it was that day. It's all confusing. My notepad is all mixed up. So, thanks to my phone which I tend to take pictures of you guys with it, I searched under 'details' of the photo. So, to all my metal case friends, enjoy!

Pn. Ziakiah : Shafiq, Azri, bertugas!
Azri : (looking left and right) Siapa eh?

Physics
Pn. Wong : You must write the symbol Ohm (Ω) 
Hariz : Ohmm gedeng gedeng!


Sejarah
Pn. Vasantha : Vincent, rehat nanti, pergi lab ke, kunci kelas. Kelas ni very dangerous.
Fara : Yeah teacher, there's like a murderer in this class.


B.M
We : (answered a question)
Pn. Sarimah : Pandai dah kamu.
Khairul : Pandai dah cikgu, kitorang dah bangun.


Pn. Sarimah : (writing on the board)
Khairul : Cikgu, jangan ah tulis banyak2! Cikgu puasa kan!
Hazim : (imitating Pn. Chieng) JANGAN JADIKAN PUASA SEBAGAI ALASAN!
Khairul : Aaah! Jangan nak jadi Pn. Chieng sangat lah!


English
Fara, Mr. Thiru and Khairul : (Talking about sex)
Mr. Thiru : Eh! Why are we talking about this?! I was talking about cutting nails!
Khairul : Haih! Fara ni! Haiyo!
Fara : No la!
Mr. Thiru : Haih you two! Go get a hotel room!


Mr. Thiru : Fara, if you got rape by a dark man tonight, it's not me.
Khairul : But you wanted it to be you.
Mr. Thiru : No la :)


Mr. Thiru : (to Faizul) Mana buku awak?
Faizul : (grab a book from his bag)
Mr. Thiru : DALAM BAG AH?
Faizul : Tak, dah buang.


Khairul : Selamat pagi kelas. (imitating Pn. Vasantha)
Mr. Thiru : What Selamat pagi kelas?
Khairul : Hazim, buat sikit.
Hazim : Selamat Sejahtera Kelas (imitating Pn. Vasantha)


Mr. Thiru : Tahniah Faizul, kamu telah menjadi manusia hari ini.
We : BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
Azri : HAHA! Takde rupa manusia pun!
We : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

MUGEN AND ALIA SCHOOL SURVIVAL GUIDE ON HOW TO SURVIVE HIGH SCHOOL

Getting tired of High School? Felt bullied? Tired of teacher's demands? Well we have a solution that will satisfy you on how to survive high school!

Tip #1 If your class has a monkey, give em a banana so they'll shut up.
Tip #2 If one of your classmate has a big nose; ignore them. They're extremely annoying.
Tip #3 If there's a goat in your class, talk to them. They are really nice creature. Then ask for some milk.
Tip #4 Beware of your classmate who have moles. They're extremely dangerous.
Tip #5 When you're hungry and coincidentally have a zombie as your classmate, don't hesitate to eat them for they have very nutritious meat.
Tip #6 Don't do your homework, you'll lighter the burden of your class teacher.
Tip #7 Don't forget to be awesome and if you have a classmate named Alleeawesome, make her as a role model.
Tip #8 If your classmates are rich, beg them for money. Be a hobo for once!
Tip #9 Procrastinate a lot. It'll make your life easier.
Tip #10 Don't stress. Be like Chun Nam
Tip #11 Supply deodorant for your monkey. Trust me it helps.
Tip #12 Eat nassy lemak 24/7. It's good for your health.
Tip #13 If it helps, doodle, scribble your table. It enhances your skills in arts.
Tip #14 Always wash your uniforms. You don't want it to become yellow and misunderstood you for a prefect.
Tip #15 When someone's pissing you off, act chill. When they have their guard down, REVENGE TIME.
Tip #16 If you're always tired, the sleepy type, don't forget to bring your pillow to school, if that's not enough, bring a blanket too. If you're still unsatisfied, oh what the heck, just bring the whole bed with ya.
Tip #17 If you have a pet in class such as monkeys, goats, zombies (they're also classified as a pet you know), tame them well. These wild animals can be harmful.
Tip #18 Don't forget to supply a straitjacket if you have a psycho in the class. They mean well, but they're lunatic.
Tip #19 When you have a joker in the class or class clown, don't hesitate to kick them in the ass if they're being way out of line.
Tip #20 When you're always stumbling down, a clutz, wear metallic shoes instead. It will always keep your feet on the ground, avoiding stumbling, tripping, falling, etc. It may be hard to walk at first with all the metal kicks, but you'll get use to it.
Tip #21 For girls, if you don't wanna get humiliate by guys, SHAVE!
Tip #22 If you have a pimple on your face, color it with black marker pen so people will think it's a mole!

This is just a way to get you out of stress of Trials and SPM. It's a JOKE! Don't take it seriously! Seriously! Or I'll kick your asses if you did! Enjoy and be happy! Good Luck and Stay Cool. Call me if you need anything.

24082011

Damn, I just skipped about 6 posts. Yeah man, procrastinating is bad. But it's not even my job! Oh well, now it is. Hmm, there's not much in my 'trustful' notepad. I guess I won't be writing much today. A handful was absent today. Person like Nanthini, Ahmad Khairul Azim Bin Ahmad Kamal, Hariz and I don't think Shiva came.

Pn. Sarimah : Ini Kerja Rumah Edisi Cuti Sekolah. Cuti Sekolah nanti buat.
Nassy : Ni bukan cuti sekolah ni. Ni Kerja Rumah Edisi Hari Raya.

English
Mr. Thiru : What happened to that fella that DVD seller? Selalu tido in my class, what's his name?
We : CHEN FONG!

WHAT?! THIS IS ALL IT? Damn, class was a total boredom. Well, all of the teachers were hardly in class. Plus, loads didn't show up.
OH! By the way, we had our last Chemistry Experiment. Kinda sad when you think bout it. :'(

SOAP SOAP SOAP SOAP SOAP SOAP WASH ALL THE KUNING AWAY

Happy Birthday Alia!

Weeboo. Hello, it's me again Joe, but call me Bob. It's 1:52am, still 22nd of August and this post was suppose to be updated on 10th of August which was last last Wednesday. It was Alia's birthday also known as Awesome's birthday.

Agama
Ustazah : Membenarkan lelaki yang tidak disukai suami masuk rumah semasa ketiadaan suami. Tak boleh eh.
Azri : (Talking to Nasrul) Kalau isteri kau ajak Faizul masuk rumah kau. Kau tak suka kan?

Ustazah : (Telling us a story) Isteri dia kena sihir.
Khairul : HA! POK!
Guys at the back : POK! POK!
Khairul : Kena SAPOK! HAHA! SAPOK! (Sapuk)

Ustazah : (Still story telling) Suami akan berperangai luar biasa.
Khairul : Animalistic ah? :D

Ustazah : Memukul dengan tujuan mendidik. Jangan dera eh? Pukul dengan dera lain. Suami nak pukul, tujuan nak didik je, tengok2 tersalah didik.

Ustazah : Memukul dengan alat yang tidak membahayakan. 
Azri : Surat khabar?
We : HAHA
Khairul : Tali pinggang?
Ustazah : Tak, tali pinggang pun memudaratkan.
Khairul : Kayu besbol. Lagi effective.

(Zihar means comparing your wife with something like his mom's back)
Hariz : Samakan la dia dengan jerawat ke...

Khairul : (to Alia) DON'T MAKE ME COME THERE, AND TAKE YOUR EYEBALLS OUT, AND TURN IT INTO MEATBALLS!


Chemistry
(Faizul made the LCD paper fell)
Khairul : Kau ni kurang ajar ah Faizul!
Pn. Tan : (to Faizul) Since you sit here, you help hold this thing. (The LCD paper)
Khairul : MONKEY! (in a disgusted tone)
We : HAHA

Hariz : Mourl (imitating Pn. Tan)
Khairul : Mourl

Pn. Tan : Dah2! Jangan bincang2 kat belakang tu! (To Shapok)
Hariz : Shapok buat business. Shapok Enterprise.

(Chen Fong just came into the lab)
Khairul : Ha! Chen Fong!
Hariz : Chen Pong!
Khairul : CHEN PONG!
Hariz : CHEN PONG! PONG! PONG! CHEN CHIN PONG! CHIN PONG!

Pn. Tan : Ssh! Please Keep Quiet!
Hazim : SAIDI! (Hazim turned around and saw that Saidi wasn't here. Then he smiled)
Alia/ Mugen : (Laughed cuz Saidi was absent) HAHA!

Pn. Tan : HAZIM! Dari tadi asyik cakap je!
Hazim : Okay2 last.
(Later)
Pn. Tan : HAZIM!
Hazim : Tadi dah last en, sekarang ni habis.
We : HAHAHA
Hazim : Haih Saidi ni. (Saidi's absent)
(Later)
Hazim : Cikgu, boleh saya bercakap?

Hariz : (broke the glass window. First measuring cylinder, now THIS? Haih)
Pn. Chieng : (Lecture glass window broke) Kamu tak boleh duduk dalam kelas! Jangan bagi alasan puasa!
Hazim : Ha, dengar ustazah cakap.

English
Mr. Thiru : Do my work eh? If you don't, for the muslim, Padang Masyar.
Khairul : Okay sir, see you there :D
Mr. Thiru : No! No! No! I don't wanna go to Padang Masyar! I don't wanna see you all there!

Mr. Thiru : (to Faizul) Haih, diam sekejap boleh tak? Tadi bag, sekarang apa? Sahur?
Faizul : Tak, haha
Mr. Thiru : Sahur esok lah.

Mr. Thiru : There's no one in this class log into internet at least once a week. You log on?
Syahirah : (nodded)
Mr. Thiru : You log on?
Melissa : (nodded)
Mr. Thiru : You log on?
Michelle : (nodded)
Mr. Thiru : You log on?
Sin Hui : No.
Mr. Thiru : What's wrong with you?!?!
We : HAHAHAHAHA

(Fenn Ling and Nanthini were asleep)
Mr. Thiru : Why? Fenn Ling puasa ah? Nanthini also puasa haha!

Mr. Thiru : Morality, what can we elaborate from this?
Azri : I Revival...

Mr. Thiru : Imagine ah, if Michelle puts acid in Melissa's drink, her stomach will corrode all the way to the bottom.
Khairul : Then all the milk will come out.

Mr. Thiru : Skype, Twitter, Facebook... (notice that all of these social networks have blue colored symbols)
Mugen : MYSPACE haha
Sharmine : Remember when we had to spend hours just to pick the perfect layout for myspace?
Mugen : Ha'ah! Sometimes, days! Sebab nanti tukar balik kalau tak puas hati.
Sharmine : Yaaa! And remember myspace have top friends? HAHA

Mr. Thiru : (to Faizul) Berdasarkan apa yang anda tidak tulis, buat essay tu.
Faizul : (gave Mr. Thiru a look)
Mr. Thiru : (hit Faizul) Tak buat kerja saya, lagi nak jeling. Haih...
We : HAHAHAH

Farouk

So, hey. Long time no see. The name's Joe. But call me Bob. It's 1:30am and tomorrow's Monday. Well, actually today's Monday. I'm not going to school anyway so I might as well sleep late. This post was suppose to be updated on 9th of August but wow it's already 22 August. Time flies like a wind. Obviously I don't quite remember, buuuuut... I'm just gonna type what my notebook say. By the way, 'Farouk' as today's post was just random :D

Add Maths
Pn. NorSairah : Hazim! Nasrul! Bertugas!
Nassy : Aik? Saya ingat saya dah buang nama saya. (referring to the jadual bertugas)

(Farouk was sitting beside Khairul's table)
Pn. Norsairah : Kenapa Farouk? Tak cukup meja ke?
Farouk : Haish. Asyik2 aku je yang kena.
Nasrul : Eh, pandai menjawab eh?


Civic
Civic Teacher : Shiva paling cikgu sayang (LOL)

(Faizul's papers flew down to the ground)
Faizul : Eh, eh!
Hazim : Eesh! Hidup ko ni kan, haish... banyak syok!
Nasrul : Banyak syok punya!

History
(Pn. Vasantha was talking about someone wrote a 4 letter word on the bulletin board downstairs)
Pn. Vasantha : Kalau kamu tengok dekat situ. ada tulis 4 letter word.
Nasrul : 4 letter word? Babi?
Pn. Vasantha : Babi? Babi tu 4 letter word ka? Babi tu binatang la!
Khairul : Oh... saya tahu, P eh?
Pn. Vasantha : Ha...
Hazim : P? Pukimak ke?

(Faizul was asleep)
Hazim : Faizul! Bangun!
Khairul : Faizul! Bangun!
Pn. Vasantha : Apa?
Khairul : Tak, tengah kejutkan Faizul.
Pn. Vasantha : Semangat eh?
Faizul : (Just woke up) Memang ah semangat.
Pn. Vasantha : Semangat tido!

HAZIM & HARIZ

Not to be bias or anything, but Hazim and Hariz were the joker of the day. Everyday, every week to be exact. So yeah, that explains the title on Monday. Today's Wednesday, and I think I'll just post about Monday's event. I mean, I can't blog about stuff that happened 3 days at once. That's ludicrous. Whatever. Here goes nothing :D

Shiva : (wrote on the board, "ESOK CUTI ISTIMEWA")

Mr. Adi : (Blocking the board)
Faizul : Cikgu, memang saya nampak ah board tu!
Farouk : HAHA

(Fara made McD's french fries out of paper)
Hariz : Ni buat apa ni? Apa ni? SPM nak dekat!
Mugen : Bapak dah marah.
Hariz : (to Mugen) Ni apa ni? Kecik2 dah menjawab!

(One of the Accounts question sounded like this : Alat2 Kecil = RM5960)
Hazim : Alat2 kecil? Hoosh! Sampai 5 ribu beli!

Hariz : Sakit perut oh. Makan sambal pagi tadi.
Alia : Ko makan sambal apa pagi adi?
Hariz : Aku makan... Sambal TELUR LEMBU!

(Hazim, Faizul and Hariz were talkin' bout my YELLOW uniform)
Hariz : Aku rasa en, baju dia ni sebenarnya putih, pelajar biasa. Pastu dah lama tak basuh jadi KUNING! Jadi pengawas terus!
Mugen : =.=

So, then it was B.M. Pn. Sarimah asked us to stapler the Modul she gave us. So then THIS happened.
THE STAPLER MOMENT
(We were taking turns to stapler our Modul. Then the stapler ain't workin')
Nasrul : Haih. Buat esok ah.
We : HAHAHAHA
Shapok : Eh! Cepat ah sikit!
Hazim : Ha, tengok! Shapok dah mengamuk!
Shapok : haha
Mugen : Cepat ah!
Hariz : Ko senyap! Nak aku tembak ko dengan stapler ni?
They : HAHAHA
Hariz : (staplered my Modul) Tengok? Berbakat kan?

Hariz : (Talking to Saidi) KO NAK APA?! AKU STAPLER MUKA KO KARANG!
We : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (We were thinking that Hariz might stapler Saidi's mole)
Hariz : Eh, aku cakap benda lain eh, jangan fikir bukan2! xD

Hariz : (Playing with the stapler threatening that he'll shoot people with it) HA!! HA!! NAK KENA!

(Farouk tripped. Almost fell. Like always)
Khairul : Eh! Bila kau tak nak terjatuh ah?!?! Ko diri, nak terjatuh. Duduk pun nak terjatuh!

Pn. Sarimah : Jangan bercakap! (knocked Faizul's table)
Hazim : Ketuk je kepala dia tu!

Pn. Sarimah : Saya rasa kan, kamu semua ni belum bangun dari tidur. Tak sedar lagi SPM nak dekat.
Nassy : Belum2 bangun, masih sahur lagi.
Hariz : Ni tido. (referring to Chen Fong)

Pn. Sarimah : HARIZ! Baca pantun ni.
Hariz : Saya tak nak baca, cikgu. Saya nak jawab soalan je.
Pn. Sarimah : Habis tu siapa nak baca?
We : MELISSA! (Nasrul's voice was the loudest) HAHAHAHAHAHA
Pn. Sarimah : Saya rasa kamu ni mabuk lah.
We : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

(Hariz was reading the pantun)
Hariz : Terang bulan, terang paya, anak KAMBING memakan rumput.
We : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Pn. Sarimah : (giggled and tried to hit Hariz with a book across the table but failed xD)
Hazim : Monyet takde monyet?

(Faizul's turn to read the Pantun)
Faizul : Anak itik terenang -terenang...
Khairul : Anak MONYET terenang -renang!

Mugen : (writing down the answer Pn. Sarimah gave) Orang berbudi, apa cikgu?
Hariz : Orang yang berbudi....
Mugen : Uhuh?
Hariz : AKAN SENTIASA DIBULI! MUAHAHAHA!

(Hariz scribbled his BM modul cover)
Hariz : Weh, tengok ni. Nampak macam tattoo kan? Tattoo yang orang letak kat badan dia.
Nasrul : Ko ni gila apa.
Hazim : Agak ah. Style.
(a few minutes later)
Hariz : (Went in front)
Nasrul, Mugen, Hazim : (looking at Hariz) hahaha...
Hariz : (Went to teacher's desk searching for extra BM modul cover) Cikgu, takde extra ke?
Pn. Sarimah : Kamu hilangkan ke tadi?
Hariz : Ahh... (smiles)
Nasrul : Apsal dengan Hariz doe? Haha
Mugen : Tadi kan dia pergi conteng kertas dia. So dia nak yang baru ah.
Nasrul : Hahaha.
Hazim : KO DAH CONTENG KERTAS KAU, PASTU NAK MINTAK YANG BARU!
Nasrul, Mugen, Hazim, Hariz : HAHAHHAHAHAH

Sejarah
Pn. Vasantha : Apa ni? Sharmine dan Nasrul dah tido.
Hariz : Puasa.
Pn. Vasantha : Puasa mesti tido ke?
Hazim : Nasrul sakit perut.
Hariz : NASRUL NAK BERAK!
Pn. Vasantha : Heh! D:<
Khairul : Ko nak berak ke Nasrul?!
Pn. Vasantha : Jangan cakap tu! Jangan.

Pn. Vasantha : Bagaimana awak menjamin hubungan harmoni dengan jiran kalau awak jadi menteri?
Khairul : Ajak main golf!
Pn. Vasantha : Saya nak jawapan yang matang eh?

So then, it all came to this point, this day, this subject. CHEMISTRY. Chemistry that day was a total chaos! Faizul's chasing Khairul, and a load more disaster! Disaster in a good way though, a more 'Un-NORMAL' phenomenon (I just had to use this word to describe our class) Well, that's life. Life of a shit. Effishit :D

(Pn. Tan asked Hazim to sit in front)
Hazim : First time doe aku duduk depan. Bye semua!
Hariz : (sings the Akademi Fantasia song which is the 'sending home contestant song')

Experiment

Nasrul : Eh, jangan guna la, simpan untuk Raya. (LOL)

Hariz : (Referring to the measuring cylinder) Ni, ni letak air kencing dalam ni!

(Hariz speaks Thai again)

Hariz : KranKaappKrapKop! (something like that)

So then, of all a sudden, he was reaching out across the table or something and ACCIDENTALLY broke the measuring cylinder. Which comes to this :

If you observe, you can see Hariz and Faizul are sitting ON the Chemistry lab table. Sheez! D:

That's all for Monday! Tuesday's nothing actually. The BIG ones is today, Wednesday, but I'll just blog it tomorrow. PRONTO. :/

Clarinet concerto

I wanted to post something as the only person posting here is mugen .Seriously guys, WRITE SOMETHING HERE. Kesian mugen okay. Just post random stuff. This is class’s blog not mugen’s blog.Although we shall officialy call her our journalist/reporter/media etc etc. You iz awesome! Anyway,since it has been million years since I blogged here, I ofcourse given the circumstances that I have amnesia or someone obliviate me,  forgot the password AND THE THINGS I DO TO FIND THE PASSWORD AT 6.00 AM IN THE MORNING IZ SEEMPLY RIDICULOUS! So you guys better update this blog. Especially you melissa! Or else I post some  picture of a goat here!

Um oh and I hope you guys can make it to berbuka puasa next Sunday. Everyone are invited. But pls confirm with mr farouk. All the details with him too kaykay.

And addie, I might be in love with sebastian sinn. Something about the name. Smexy.

So since this is a random post, here's a very sexy picture of my future boyfriend. DO NOT JUDGE ME! I MEAN WHO DOESN'T WANTS TO DATE A GUY WHO OWNS AN ICE CREAM TRUCK AND A HOVERCRAFT, REALLY?AND HAVE A CRAZY WEIRD ASS SHIRTS! WHO?

p/s: Akinator IS a genius. Go play!

HAZIM

It's Friday. Don't know bout you guys but I'm not that excited bout it. I JUST WANNA GO TO SCHOOL! I had fun in 5E and I don't wanna be apart from it no! So, the reason why Hazim is our title of today's post was because Hazim can't stop crapping. He can't keep his mouth shut for a second and that's why HAZIM deserve to be on today's title. I was planning to put Hariz Part 2  but he was being awfully silent today. Actually, I've noticed it since yesterday. I thought I was the only one who thought that, but Fara noticed it too. WE all miss his jokes and distinctive laugh. :(
We had PJK at first, 5 Fitrah girls came in to our class. They were exploring round our class like a museum or a field trip! First they were checkin' around our classroom wall which had Mr. Thiru look alike drawing there like an Art Museum! Then they were lookin' at our bulletin board in front. xD

B.M
Hazim : (to Faizul) Ko ni garu sana, garu sini. Dah macam monyet aku tengok.


Water Sabotage
Pn. Sarimah : Juin Yao, Vincent, saya nak awak kuncikan kelas masa rehat dan sebelum keluar kelas.
Fara : Apsal cikgu?
Pn. Sarimah : Sebab, sekarang ni dah ada sabotaj air.
Us : Air? Haaa?
Pn. Sarimah : Sabotaj air. Diorang letak clorox dalam air botol pelajar. Ada budak dah kena, tapi dia tak mati la. Dia sekarang ni dekat hospital.
Us : WHOAAA! D:
Fara : Sekolah mana?!
Pn. Sarimah : USJ THIRTEEN LA! Pihak kerajaan sedang siasat kejadian ni.
Shiva : Apsal tak panggil polis je?
Hazim : Oh, so kalau dah tangkap orang tu, boleh masuk surat khabar ah? Masuk TV ah?
Shiva : Aku harap2 Farouk kena tangkap oh! Dengan jersey dia tu, masuk TV! Bangga OH!

Yep. THIS JERSEY.

Pn. Sarimah : (talking bout the essay we're doing) Pantai yang putih dan bersih.
Shiva : Ah! Tipu ah cikgu!
Alia : HAHA

Khairul
Hazim : Cikgu, Khairul dah berapa hari tak datang?
Shiva : Saya dengar dia masuk hospital.
Hazim : Tak dapat surat pun dia.

(Pn. Sarimah is writing the essay she gave us on the board)
Hazim : Eh, cikgu nak buatkan habis karangan tu ke? Bersalah pulak aku rasa.
Nassy : Tu ah.
Hariz : Cikgu! Jangan ah buat semua! Nanti saya TERtiru.

Pn. Sarimah : (giving points for the essay) Selain itu, air terjun nan indah.
Hazim : Nan tu apa cikgu?
Hariz : Roti NAN!
Hazim : Roti Cheese Nan, Double Cheese Nan. Garlic Nan pun sedap oh!
Faizul : Double Cheese Nan lagi sedap ah.

(Discussing bout the essay)
Hazim : Cikgu! Boleh tak saya cakap, bila masuk dalam air terjun, rasa sejuk... Macam, bagitahu apa perasaan kita.
Pn. Sarimah : Boleh, atau apabila menjejakkan kaki ke dalam air...
Hazim : Allah! Sedapnya bunyi. Kalau nak makan? Apabila memasukkan makanan ke dalam mulut...

Pn. Sarimah : Kamu, kalau ambik results SPM, VOOM! Lari macam BoBoiBoy!
Hazim : Peerrrghhh! Cikgu tengok ke cerita tu?!
We : HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Our beloved class teacher, Pn. Sarimah. :)

(Discussing bout the senior page. We have to pay 30 bucks per person to contribute for our senior page in the school magazine. The thing is, Hariz doesn't want to pay, so, he said, he doesn't want to appear on the senior page)

Hazim : Senior page, kalau siapa yang tak nak bayar, muka dia, kena hitamkan. Ye ah, tak bayar, hitamkan je ah muka dia. 

Hariz : Ha, hitamkan je ah! I don't care! (Fail British accent)

English

(We were checkin' our work that Mr. Thiru gave)

Mr. Thiru : Who got 15 over 15?

Farouk : (raises his hand)

Mr. Thiru : 14? 13? Below 10 got ah?

Azri : 5!

Hariz : 4!

Mr. Thiru : (looked at Hariz)

Hariz : 3....! 2...! 1....! (He didn't realize Mr. Thiru was looking at him)

Mr. Thiru : Hey, I'm asking seriously la.

Hariz : OH!

(Exchanging opinions bout the Berbuka Puasa plan)

Fara : I don't like their chicken chop. Hanyir.

Syahirah : Fara! Stop being picky.

Farouk : Ntah! Stop being picky! xD

Fara : But I AM picky. I only eat quality food.

Syahirah : Then what do you eat?

Fara : [pause] quality? haha

Maths Teacher : Siapa tu yang batu api tu?

Guys at the back : HAZIM!

Hazim : (in denial) Siapa lagi kalau bukan FAROUK! (innocent LOL)

Hazim Went Random

Hazim : BUSUK! BUSUK! BUSUK!

Azri : BUSUK! BUSUK! MANUSIA BUSUK!

Hazim : KETIAK BUSUK! (referring to Faizul indirectly)

Faizul : (smiles :)

Faizul. Better known as NYET. Wearing YELLOW like a banana. xD The monkey wants, what a monkey wants.

(Syahirah's palm was bleeding cuz she was hyperly playing with her mechanical pencil and hurt herself)

Melissa : Do you want what? Plaster?

Fara : BUSTER?

Syahirah : Haha. 

Tell me if you ever known someone who's this crazy to wear a tudung like this! Nope. I doubt it. Weird things like THIS only occur exclusively in 5 EFFISHIT. 

(We were suggesting names for Syahirah's story.)

Mugen : TED MOSBY!

Farouk : Yeeeeaahh!

Mugen : BARNEY STINSON!

Us : HAHAHA

Farouk : YEEHAAAA! BARNEY! AWESOME!

Fara : Porny Simpson? Huh?

Us : HAHAHAHA!

(Melissa brought the plaster for Syahirah)

Fara : Eee, bestnya. ada stapler (referring to the plaster)

Melissa : Stapler? PLASTER LA! xD

Fara : OH! SILAP CAKAP! xD

If you think about it, when you rearrange stapler, it turns out to be plaster, so... Fara DID MAKE SOME SENSE xD

Mugen : How bout Neville SHORTbottom! (Neville Longbottom)

We : HAHAHA

Fara : Eh2! Kalau Neville Longbottom jadi SHORTbottom, pastu Rupert Grint jadi Rupert FROWN.

We : HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG

Mugen : And Daniel Radcliffe turns to Daniel BLUECLIFFE!

Fara : OR DANIEL BLUEHILL! DANIEL BLUESEA! HAHA

(Talkin' bout the guy named Sinn in Syahirah's story)

Mugen : FORGIVE THE SINNERS!

Sharmine : (Crapping) Forgive The Sinners is actually a group of people who forgives other people's sins.

Mugen : LOL then they transformed into I, REVIVAL.

Sharmine : (Crapping) I, REVIVAL is a person, who revive people from the dead.

I don't know why, but I love this picture the most. :')

THE GUESS GAME!

 Guess who's armpit is this? Winner gets 1 cent.

Who's this? xD

Okay, so there you have it. See ya on Monday! 

Oh, before you go, check out this website, I'm addicted to it!

http://www.akinator.mobi/us

The Chronicles Of The Chair, The Rope, And The Shiva.

Yo, Supp? It's Thursday, 4th Day Of Ramadhan. I had a blast at school, as always. Today was chill, not so hot, not so cold, just chill. I brought my infamous camera, so snap snap snap all the way! Thanks to Syahirah for supplying the batteries. I've got nothing much to say, but yeah, I'll give it a shot. First subject of the day, ACCOUNTS/ICT.

Mugen : Biru.
Fara : Apa yang biru?
Mugen : Ntah.
Fara : Awak kuning la. Sedar diri tu sikit xD

Ceramah
(The ceramah guy was explaining to us that BM SPM 2011 was hard to predict)
Ceramah Dude : Jangan marah saya, siapa suruh lahir tahun 94.
We : haha

English
(Mr. Thiru wasn't in class, we were all doing our own stuff. Syahirah on the other hand, was playing Snake 3 on my Nokia)
Syahirah : JUST EAT THE DAMN FLOWER!
Farouk : Are you playing a game?
Mugen : Yep.
Farouk : She sounds angry. xD
Syahirah : WHERE'S THE DAMN FRUIT?!

Nassy : Hazim! Jom Pergi Tandas.
Alia : That sounds so wrong...

Melissa : HAHAHAHA AHAHA AHAHA!
Sathis : Eh, apa gelak2 Melissa? xD

Oh lord. This is what happen when you've got nothing better to do. Plastic surgery perhaps? Naah, That's just 2 folded PTPP flyers we got during the ceramah.

Yeah, the PTPP flyer on my head, was the same flyer used as Nassy's boobs.

So, then, there was this really long rope in class. They were playing with it and it was hilarious. They tied up a chair with the rope and anchored it down from our class corridor which was in the second floor! Then Shiva pulled the tied chair up. LOL! Then they tried it on a broom! They lowered it down till it touched the ground. HAHAHAHAHA

Add Maths
(Duster was on Hazim's table)
Hariz : Kau ambik duster buat apa Farouk?!
Azri : Aku rasa Farouk suka makan duster doe!

Hazim being Random
Hazim : One little two, little three little...

Hariz : MeiMei AAH! MEI MEI MEI!
Pn. Norsairah : Hey Kamu ni puasa ke tidak?
Hariz : Puasha la...
Pn. Norsairah : Habis tu? Buat la perangai macam puasa.
Hariz : Kalau perangai macam puasa, tido la.
Pn. Norsairah : Ha, tido lagi bagus.

Earlier Today
Mugen : Nak pergi tandas! Minum banyak sangat oh masa sahur.
Hariz : Nak berak lagi! Haihh.
Hazim : Berak lagi! Berak!

 This was taken infront of the APD room. A shoe on the doorknob.

 Hariz's tag line.

 Mr. Thiru on the wall. I've been wanting to take this picture since I first step in this class the first day of school this year xD

 Happy Family Sandwich

BLOG MASH UP 2011

I can't really remember how many times I did blog mash ups, so in order to not stressed out thinkin bout it, the title of today's post is BLOG MASH UPS 2011. Cuz it's a mash up, and the year is 2011. :P Today's post, I'm gonna combine everything that happened  today, and the last 2 days. Obviously it's gonna be a darn long post. But I'll make sure you're gonna have fun reading :D

Monday Aug 1 2011

MR. BEAN

August 1, 2011 starts Ramadhan, the fasting month for muslims. I don't know bout you guys, but feeling really tired lately. I JUST WANNA GO TO BED!

[Chen Fong's asleep]

Faizul : Chen Fong! Kau puasa ke?!

Hariz : Biar lah dia. Dia tak sahur tadi.

Faizul : Orang syndrome ada nafsu tak?

Hariz : Fara syndrome. Tanya lah dia. 

 So then, all of a sudden, me, Hazim, Fara, Hariz and Faizul talked about the episodes in Mr. Bean. OUT OF THE BLUE! We talked bout when Mr.Bean went naked in the swimming pool, and when his infamous car, crashed while he was eating a cupcake. Fara did mentioned the Mr. Bean Back To School episode when this one kid turned blue cuz Mr.Bean blew up the lab. Faizul said something bout Mr.Bean drew a naked picture in art class and Hariz.... Hariz mentioned the most funniest episode ever! Remember the time when Mr.Bean's girlfriend, Irma, thought that he wanted to give her a ring, so she was so excited and touched. But it turns out to be a nail (that has a curved of a ring) for the frame to hang it on the wall. LOL

There's a bottle on Hazim's table...

Azri : Siti, siapa duduk sebelah kau?

Siti : Hazim.

Azri : Hazim tak puasa ke?!

[Later]

Hazim : Weh! Ni siapa punya botol ni?!

Chen Fong : Hazim, kau tak puasa ke?!

Siti : Hazim tak puasa, Chen Fong puasa sebab tadi tido!

After Recess...

Nassy : Time rehat kau buat apa?

Faizul : Rehat? Makan.

Nassy : Nyeeehhh

Hazim, Hariz, Me : HAHAHAHA

Hazim Went Random

Hazim : Weh, Hariz. Kalau puasa tak boleh kentut, gila ah!

Hariz : Tu ah. Aku pun fikir macam tu jugak!

Hazim : Kembung doe perut. Mcm ENO Halia.

I don't remember what subject it was, but Faizul and Nassy were asleep.

Hazim : (poking Faizul) BANGUN BANGUN! EH BANGUN LA!

Hariz : Haha

Hazim : (changed his tone of voice) Bangun, bangun, bangun.

Hariz : Sebijik macam bapak aku!

Hazim : Agak ah! Terutama masa kejut bangun sahur!

Hazim : (poked Faizul's head countless times) Eesh, kalau dia bangun mengamuk, aku nak pecut terus doe haha!

Faizul : Blah ah! (went back to sleep)

Hazim : Ni sorang lagi! (referring to Nassy) bangun! Bangun!

[Finally, Nassy and Faizul woke up]

Hazim : YEAAHH! PLAN AKU BERJAYA!

History

Pn. Vasantha : Saya bukak je TV, suka tengok History Channel. Bukan macam kamu.

Syapok : Best ah!

Pn. Vasantha : Kamu bukak je TV, 613.

Us : AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA! FAIZUL!

Faizul : (woke up, blur)

Us : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Pn. Vasantha : And 616.

Us : HAHAHAHAHA

Pn. Vasantha : Tengok Tom and Jerry kan? xD

Chen Fong : (fast asleep)

Pn. Vasantha : Ni siapa tido ni?! Chin Peng!

Us : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH CHIN PENG!

Syapok : Chen Fong la cikgu.

Pn. Vasantha : (cover line) Saya saja je nak kamu bangun dari tido (smiles)

Chemistry

Hazim : (holding something disgusting) Zeeezeezzeeeezeee

Pn. Tan : HAZIM!

Hazim : Zeezeeezeee

[Suddenly that thing fell, everyone backed off]

Pn. Tan : Apa benda itu?

Hazim : Taik cicak.

Nanthini : What time is it???

Azri : 8 in the morning.

Nanthini : (asked me) what time is it?

Siti : 12:28

Nanthini : (to Ajai) Go to hell

Azri : Come to hell with me!

Us : hahaha

 It's Fara's baby! :D

Tuesday Aug 2 2011

TWITTER DISASTER

So, Tuesday was nothing much. Well, there was a lil something that was freakin weird in a way. It all started when a rumor floating around saying that Saidi unfollowed everyone in our class on Twitter. Saidi and Sharmine suddenly broke into a fight. There were lots of screaming and yelling. And no, Sharmine and Saidi were not the only ones who were yelling and shit, suddenly the whole class turned out pissing off at each other (in a funny way though Haha) Hariz, Faizul, Khairul, Alia, Fara, me, Sharmine, Saidi, Farouk, Nassy, EVERYONE! Even Hazim who doesn't even have a TWITTER ACCOUNT! WEIRD! They were saying stuff like "KAU NAK UNFOLLOW ORANG BUAT APA?! INGAT COOL SANGAT LA TU?!" And someone said "BIAR LAH DIA! TWITTER DIA!" It's weird, suddenly me and Hariz end up yelling at each other (I don't remember what with all those commotion) Then Khairul, with his BlackBerry said, "Weh! Chill! We have a devise (BB) that can confirm everything. (smiles) Okay, so in the end, Saidi DID unfollow us all, but who cares, that's life. :)

Sharmine Farted

Mugen : EEEEEEWWW! SHARMINE!

Sharmine : Takpe, kentut Sharmine takde bau. Kentut Sharmine pergi sekolah. Kentut Nasrul tak lepas SPM.

Civic

Civic Teacher : Hazim, kalau belajar, kiamat terus dunia.

                        Hariz, okay lagi. Kalau belajar, esok SPM.

                        Syapok kalau belajar, musnah dunia!

Us : HAHAHAHAHAHA

History

Pn. Vasantha : (Saying something about History) Itu sebab, kita ada ICT.

Hazim : SAIDI!

Nassy : SAIDI!

Suddenly, I heard everyone laughing facing at the back. So I turned around and saw Azri with his pants tucked in, buttoned up shirt, wearing glasses, with a nerdy look. He looks like FAROUK! HAHA!

Shitty
Mugen : Sharmine, jom jap, nak pergi toilet.
Hariz : KO NAK BERAK KE?! SITI BERAK! SITI BERAK! SITI BERAK!
[Later]
Hariz : (Just got back from the toilet)
Mugen : Hariz BERAK! (revenge)
Hariz : Tak ah, aku kencing ah. BUKAN MACAM KAU! BERAK!

Nilam

Shiva : (wearing someone's cast)

Mugen : Apsal dengan tangan Shiva?

Shiva : Jatuh dalam tandas.

Sharmine : Tangan dia ter-flush dalam jamban.

Yaaah! Here it is! Remember the Fara's eye lashes thingy I mentioned before? Well, using farouk's BB, this was taken in Physic's lab (on the table)

Ergh. I don't know what to say bout this. Blame Hariz for doodling twinkle twinkle little stars on my History note book. >:O

Wednesday Aug 3 2011

BERAK

Wednesday, today, was full of excitement. I think. I don't know. Why don't you find out for yourself. ;)

Mugen : (to Alia) Weh, nak pergi toilet la weh.

Hariz : TU LA KAU! NAK BERAK LAGI! SEMALAM DAH BERAK, HARI NI NAK CIRIT! Orang yang nak cirit ni dia macam nervous2, kaki goyang2, macam KAU LA! Everyday I'm Berak-ing!

Agama

Fara's Quotes

 "That awkward moment when it's 2013, and you're watching 2012."

"Dear 2012,

                  We survived.

Sincerely,

The survivors of 2013."

"Macam mana diorang boleh predict 2012 ah? Ntah2 diorang made it up je. Hey! I like drawing scribbles! Zang Zang Zang!"

Syahirah : Are you going for Tadarus today?

Fara : Alaa... My tudung is with Farisa.

Siti : Nah, ambik tudung kita haha

Fara : Eeeee... tak nak ah! KUNING!

Siti : Tak nak bagi pun!

Fara : Tak nak pun!

Chemistry

Hazim : Takpe, hari ni Saidi takde, kelas ni boleh diam.

Hazim as usual, stacked 2 lab chairs together and sit his ass off. By the way, he wore songkok. xD

Khairul : Saidi buat business kucing

Bee

Hazim and Azri : WOOHAAAA AAAHHHH

Pn. Tan : Ni apa benda yang sudah berlaku ini?

Hazim : Ada lebah.

Hariz : (sings) Aku adalah seekor lembu. Yang terperangkap di dalam kandangmu

(Hariz was sitting infront of the window of the Chemistry lab. So, there was sunlight)

Mugen : Tak nampak muka kau ah.

Hariz : Aku tahu ah, muka aku bersinar, suci, admit je lah.

Hariz : (showed Hazim his wounded leg)

Hazim : Heesh! Kalau makan ni sedap oh. Macam keropok cicah dengan cili!. Bukak puasa makan ni!

Hariz : Kau nampak tak kaki aku tadi?

Mugen : Ha, apa jadi?

Hariz : Aku kena cakar HARIMAU!

Hariz : Oik! Oik! Oik! Kau tahu tak bunyi macam apa? Macam anak babi!

Pn. Tan : If you don't memorize this formula, it's impossible for you to understand.

Azri : Mission Impossible!

Pn. Tan : So, the answer is??

Azri : LOL

Hariz : AHAHA!

Azri : OH! JOULE! Aku ingatkan L-O-L (spelled) tadi.

And then it was recess. I was asleep for it was really tiring. Then, I woke up cuz I heard some annoying songs from the guys at the back. They sang almost every Justin Bieber songs. It was like a LIVE concert at the back of the class! Weird I tell ya!

English

Mr. Thiru : Kamu mandi ke tak?

Faizul : (smiles)

Mr. Thiru : I'm asking you, have you mandi? You look all scruffy.

Maths

(2 teachers came in for Maths today. One of them is Mr. Adi, the new sub teacher)

Hazim : Apsal ada 2 cikgu masuk?! Kitorang OKU kut.

Teacher : Good morning class.

Us : Good Morning TEACHERS.

Faizul : Cikgu ni nak beranak lagi ke? (Referring to the Maths teacher)

Hazim : Tu ah, semua cikgu Maths nak beranak, susah ah kita.

(Syapok didn't even say a word)

Hariz : Diam ah CAPOK!

Hazim : Ntah! Jangan nak memekak kat sini!

Khairul : Once a CA always a POK!

Hariz : (Talking to Azri ) Ko nak berak ke?! Berak dalam seluar macam Siti je ah!

Azri : Siti berak dalam seluar ke?! Eee pengotor sial!

Faizul : (went infront to wrote the answer on the whiteboard)

Khairul : Angkat sama ketiak itu! Tunjukkan KEKUNINGAN MU!

Khairul : Once a monkey, always a MONKEY!

 Farouk :/

 Hariz; imagine high Five-ing this picture xD

 Alia, Fara and a lil bit of Nassy behind there. Epic faces will always be remembered

Shiva xD

Sorry my phone is not compatible for taking pictures, my phone's more towards music playing, that's why all the photos look so retarded. :P